Quiche Bag

a wimp who gets too much attention or credit. An irritating, preppy, goody two-shoes pussy

The guy on the TV show, The Bachelor, is a quiche bag.

by Fagel Bagel February 4, 2009

Quiche

Female genitalia.

Can be used in numerous ways often with hilarious consequences when situated near a buffet...

"X has got a cheesy quiche" (Often sung)

"Oh, crusty quiche"

"Look at that fork-in quiche" (See what we did there)

by Millidred July 1, 2005

Quiche

A type of french kiss.

"You look so beautiful Chloe, I want to quiche you so much right now."

"His quiche was so passionate"

"Should I wait until the end of the date to give her a quiche?"

by Paulhully November 5, 2016

Quichebagel

(n.) A code word for douchebag.

Just forget him! You're ex boyfriend is nothing but a stupid quichebagel!

by MAC... July 19, 2014

big fan of quiche

Male who is light on the loafers, quiche eater, friend of Dorothy

Richard Simmons is a big fan of quiche.

by dgz March 21, 2010

oh my quiche

An exclamation of surprise or annoyance or amusement - can be used interchangeably with any of the exclamations beginning with “oh my”, except better, and pays tribute to a delicious kind of pastry

S: can you beLIEVE what J said to me in class today?? He just keeps interrupting me! He thinks he knows everything!!
A: oh my QUICHE he is so annoyingggg

by palmtree566 September 26, 2020

quiche story

a fairly uninteresting story, usually told alongside a load of babbling and rambling on about something completely uneventful.

i ate a pizza while i was in spain, it was wild.

wow, that is such a quiche story!

by avu1380 January 18, 2011