Quasimoto

Sexual act preformed with someone suffering from Kyphosis (Hunchback). Variation of the Quasimoto "Ringing the bell" in which anal beads are yanked out of a hunch back while simultaneously screaming sanctuary.

Chris Quasimoto-ed and "rang the bell" with that Hunch back that he met from the bar last night.

by That70sRabbit February 22, 2008

Quasimodo

To tie a bitch up in handcuffs, chains, etc. in order to present said bitch in front of a crowd and throw tomatoes at them in a humiliating manner.

Ex: Adrienne kept sassing me so I quasimodoed that bitch.

by Stud Club July 4, 2008

Quasimodo

Another name for your penis. Job is to attend to his bells (balls).

Alright Quasimodo, thats enough exploring for today go back and attend to your bells.

by William_Shakes September 22, 2007

Quasimotoed

A verb, meaning "to have your face completely f***ed up in the mosh pit.

"Did you see that dude in the moshpit??"

"The guy with his eyebrow hanging below his cheek? That guy got totally quasimotoed."

by Betterthanbeckley January 26, 2015

Quasimoto Chinaman

A sex position where the guy sits in a rolling office chair with his legs apart, the woman bends over in a doggie position. when he's inside her, she grabs his legs like rickshaw poles and hobbles around the office bent over; pulling him around with him trying not to fall out of her!

hey man where's bob?
Oh he's staying at work late with that intern. He's probably going to give her the Quasimoto Chinaman! doggie,office sex, rickshaw

by bleach_dave October 18, 2015

The Quasimodo

The term used to describe the back position of a girl with poor Doggie-style form. Instead of the preferred arch position, with the butt hanging high in the air for easy access, the women instead "hunches" her back, like Quasimodo the hunchback of Notre Dame, allowing the buttocks poor accessing points.

Damn man you fucked X yet? Cause she has possibly the worst Hunchback I've ever seen.

Damn girl, you got that hunchie?

I don't know how to say this to you but, your Quasi-fucked up.

Man, fuck the Quasimodo. He ruins all good times.

by Popeyeeeeeeslightweeetoddid February 21, 2011

quasimodo

v. slang for an extended period of masturbation.

Sitting in your bell tower, hunchbacked, making a squinty face, and ringing your bell all day and all night long.

After John's girlfriend dumped him, he disappeared. I think he was quasimodo.

by swivet February 6, 2010