Quadragon

The thingy you call a square when your high

a four sided shape is called a quadragon ahem no its a square

by hippolelelephant November 19, 2009

QuadraPop

A game on my mobile which is the answer to Tetris on Acid.

Dude #1: "Dude! I just got 1 million score on Tetris!"

Dude 2#: "Dude! I just had a seizure and still got 2 million score on Quadrapop!"

Dude #1: "That's Quadr-a-wesome"

by Cackbag March 25, 2009

Quadraspaz

Taken from the Brass Eye special edition about Paedophiles. Means 'proper fucked' in the medical realm.

Jez North was left Quadraspazzed on a life support machine.

by Jonny Ronson February 20, 2004

Quadrant

A homophobic, yet tasteful, meme account run by two guys, one straight and one straight-up gay

Guy 1: Hey, did you see Quadrant's latest post?
Guy 2: Yeah, I never knew someone could like Grown Ups that much. They're either really dumb or just really gay for Rob Schneider.

by the4thcharlie'sangel October 24, 2019

Quadratic Formula

The best method of solving a quadratic. When your equation is in the standard form of ax² + bx + c = 0, x = (-b ± √b² - 4ac) / 2a. It is far superior to both factoring and completing the square. The equation may look difficult, but all you have to do is plug in the coefficients and simplify!

A: I had to use the quadratic formula to solve that tricky problem.
B: Why didn't you just do that in the first place?

by WeWillAllDieSoon November 11, 2020

Quadratics

Simply the most useless maths topic ever. i dont think ill ever be at the shops, looking to buy $2 of bananas and for some reason need to calculate where the bloody parabola is meant to go on the x and y axis. useless. id rather stick my nuts under

Teacher: Okay guys, time to continue on with your quadratics work from yesterday.
Me: fuck off u old wrinkly cunt.

by wont u take me to funkytown March 8, 2009

quadraphonic

What surround sound was called before it went out of style in the 70s. Frequently abbreviated as quad.

You should have heard Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here in quadraphonic.

by Downstrike June 5, 2004