pyrotechnical cheez potato

A person that, rather being a couch potato, is a modem potato, spending long periods of time surfing the web, obsessing over exceedingly silly (aka "cheesy") information, to a such a degree that they spontaneously self-combust, but survive in a new form.

John used to hang out and go to parties, but after he became a pyrotechnical cheez potato, we didn't see much of him outside his computer room.

by Joseph Majsterski July 15, 2003

Plotemaic

Call your friends this if you wanna call them ancient on a new frickin level

Josh, you still play on the Ps2, you fucken plotemaic

by Plotemaic August 27, 2021

Verbal pyrotechnics

Someone spitting some serious lyrics

'I got some serious verbal pyrotechnics from my missus last night'

by T-M March 27, 2008

palotes

noun - balls

I kicked that punk in the palotes!

by Dustin November 17, 2003

Pylot

A man getting fucked by six cocks simultaneously

Dude, That dude got pyloted last night!

by chad123456 August 3, 2018

Piloteer

A big boy with his toy, dreaming of becoming a pilot with a Remote Controlled helicopter they bought on Groupon.

Piloteers get ready to take to the sky with your new R/C helicopter!

by Keithhelicoptercoolguy August 25, 2011

oral pyrotechnics

To be sick: possibly is a violent or projectile way and maybe even producing a wide range of colours and textures.
See also chunder

Me: How are you feeling today?
Friend: Not good, I had a bad case of the oral pyrotechnics last night, there was carrot EVERYWHERE

by Bexina Beana December 9, 2007