The act of when you pack an asshole with jizz, one waits for there partner/significant other to fall asleep. Once asleep you put your asshole 6-12" from your partner's face and fart/spray a web of jizz all over the face while you yell out "you were Peter Parkered Bitch," leaving a jizz web all over your partner's face.
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pig parker: yeah, what's wrong with it?
Larry David: you're way over the line. You know what you are?
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Larry David: You're a fucking pig parker!
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by potterfreak98 July 29, 2012
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He and fellow musician, Dizzy Gillespie, were the founders of a new sub-genre of jazz music, Bebop. Many of Parker's songs have become jazz standards and are widely incorporated into many current jazz musicians' repetoires.
Parker's was a complete virtuoso on his sax. His style of playing way fast, lyrical, and rhythmicly complex and his popularity brought an onslaught of copiers who transcribed and played his solos note-for-note.
He, like many musicians of his time, was a chronic heroin user and it was this activity and the effects of heavy drinking that ultimately led to his demise in 1955. News of his death travelled quickly through the jazz community and soon the phrase "Bird Lives" appeared as graffiti across New York subways.
His music has inspired many great musicians such as John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Jaco Pastorius, and Yo-Yo Ma.
He and fellow musician, Dizzy Gillespie, were the founders of a new sub-genre of jazz music, Bebop. Many of Parker's songs have become jazz standards and are widely incorporated into many current jazz musicians' repetoires.
Parker's was a complete virtuoso on his sax. His style of playing way fast, lyrical, and rhythmicly complex and his popularity brought an onslaught of copiers who transcribed and played his solos note-for-note.
He, like many musicians of his time, was a chronic heroin user and it was this activity and the effects of heavy drinking that ultimately led to his demise in 1955. News of his death travelled quickly through the jazz community and soon the phrase "Bird Lives" appeared as graffiti across New York subways.
His music has inspired many great musicians such as John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Jaco Pastorius, and Yo-Yo Ma.
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Tony Stark: I am your father.
Peter Parker: Sweet.
Tony Stark: LOOK AT MY SON PRIDE IS NOT THE WORD IM LOOKING FOR THERE IS SO MUCH MORE
Peter Parker: ......Hell yeeeh
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Tony Stark: LOOK AT MY SON PRIDE IS NOT THE WORD IM LOOKING FOR THERE IS SO MUCH MORE
Peter Parker: ......Hell yeeeh
by That_Bitch_XD June 12, 2018
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when you claim beeing somewhere without physical presence.
most commonly used with geolocation services like fourquare and social networks like twitter/facebook.
also used to describe an act of platonic sexual intrusion.
named after the inventor of geocheating as modern statement of "i wount leave my couch b/c of you, punk ass".
when you claim beeing somewhere without physical presence.
most commonly used with geolocation services like fourquare and social networks like twitter/facebook.
also used to describe an act of platonic sexual intrusion.
named after the inventor of geocheating as modern statement of "i wount leave my couch b/c of you, punk ass".
he pulled a pyrker.
he pyrkered to the party.
i pyrkered into her underwear.
be there and if you pyrker i'll beat your kinky ass!
he pyrkered to the party.
i pyrkered into her underwear.
be there and if you pyrker i'll beat your kinky ass!
by epij December 14, 2010
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