Pwn

1 Own to the fullest extent of humanly possible abilities
2. To dominate, be godlike, in comparison to others at any specific thing, ex. video games, sports etc

I Pwn stupid n00bs like you douchebag.

by Valher November 3, 2009

Pwn

A term used in the world of paintball altough originaly thought to be a mistaken spelling in warcraft it has been used in the world of paintball since the late 70's. The term means to be beaten in paintball my a large margin or to be owned at it. the p in owned stands for paintball so someone who is pwned is someone that has been owned at paintball

"hey did u have to pwn that kid?"
"5 bucks that little kid will pwn"
"if u can pwn me i will buy drinks after"

by a,pballa May 17, 2010

Pwn

To totally own someone.

A mispelling of "own", since p is next to o on the keyboard.

Man, you really pwned my pants off!

Wow! This is Total Pwnage

I pwned yo mama last night yo.

by Hrugnir teh pwnage mastah March 20, 2003

Pwn

A codeword for wanting to be put in jail and becoming the flavor of the month with all the inmates.

I wanna be pwned in the ass.

by kdiggy May 3, 2005

Pwn

(Verb) A command in the game Soldat. Pressing / and then typing pwn will make said Soldater hump into the direction he is facing. Normally used against a player who has gone Away From Keyboard. Amusing. A few Soldat porn pictures have been made using this. They usually depict one soldat lying down with his head up, whilst the other Soldat performs '/pwn' in front of him, ammounting to a blow job.

Going up to an unsuspecting player, and /pwning them from behind. Can be very funny when done against a camping sniper who is in zoom mode.

by Kangar December 12, 2007

Pwn

Like the cracker usage of own, only more so. Can be used as an verb, adjective, or possibly even a noun (although pwnage is more suited to use as a noun).

Pronunciations vary; "pone" is favored at the 3drealms.com forums although I personally prefer something like "pwun" or "pw'n" (preserving the "w" sound).

v: Haha, I just pwned you at UT2003!
adj: Wow, this new site is pwn!
n: Another excellent pwn by R4nd0md00d134!

by DopefishJustin January 4, 2003

Pwn

The word you use when you dominate someone.

Modern Warfare 2: for PS3
Halofan789 Snipes Jacob12345970 Online.
Halofan789: Lawl, you got fucking pwned.
Jacob12345970: What is a pwned?
Halofan789: *Facepalm*
PWN.

by Halofan789 January 31, 2010