Pygocracy

A theoretical system of government, wherein power is based on how nice one’s ass is. Derived from Ancient Greek “pygo”, roughly meaning butt. There are various forms of pygocracy , however most are based off directly voting for butts. Not uncommon is voting for best butt in categories, i.e. thiccest, jiggliest, etc, to maintain separation of powers.

“Damn bro you’ve got some serious cake. You’d definitely be an elite in a pygocracy.”

by I-Am-Skrit July 2, 2021

Piocracy

A form of government in the metaverse ruled by a rogue figure, human or humanoid, who or which is backed by radical elements of the Numerati, who share an obsession about all things pi-related—their goal is to decipher the sacred meanings of the digits of the transcendental number π in order to unearth the secrets of the universe.

What are the odds that piocracy isn’t some digital form of fringe governance, but one that is planned by extraterrestrials that are keen to subject earthlings under their control?

by Fasters December 5, 2022

Hong kong autocracy

It's a joke. Hong kong is now run by dictatorship, namely CCP. Police are overpowered.

Carrie Lam: hey Xi, wanna hear a joke?
Xi: yeah
Carrie Lam: wanna have some hong kong autocracy for lunch ? hong kong is a free country ;)

by Gfhgsdgm July 3, 2020

Plutocracy

Government controlled by the wealthiest members of a society, usually through stealth. Money buys legislators and bureaucrats and is used to dupe voters through movements asserted to be conservative.

Conservative movements using concepts of "retaining our liberties" and "taking back the government" are usually funded by the plutocracy.

by Plutriot January 7, 2013

Pathocracy

Rule by pathological people. A term coined by Polish clinical psychologist Andrew Lobabczewski to describe rule by a group of biologically low-conscience people, with the group having a psychopathic quality. He cites Hitler's and Stalin's regimes.

Hitler's pathocracy murdered millions.

by ClddO July 14, 2021

pwnocracy

The act of being in control of all that pwns. Also, pwning so much that no one can touch you.

Last night in Halo 2, I had a crazy pwnocracy goin'. I couldn't lose.

I'm about to start a pwnocracy on your face.

by JLeeT April 2, 2008

Plutocracy

noun -

1. A political system governed by a dog.

1.
April: Did you see that stupid broad?
May: What broad?
April: That bitch is bein' walked by her dog!
May: Haha, her house gotta be a straight plutocracy!

2.
Jim: Didja hear who they elected as the mayor of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky?
Bob: Nah bro, who?
Jim: Goofy! A DOG! Can you believe it?
Bob: Looks like that town's a real plutocracy!

by Urbanium January 21, 2010