puckered up

Means to get really drunk.

I got really puckered up at Ryan's house last night.

by reallydrunkdude2 June 2, 2010

Puckered Dick

Another term for a dick that has not been circumcised, for the tip looks puckered and unwelcoming to observers

I didn't fuck him last night because he had a puckered dick and after looking at it I was was just kind of into going home

by SPEEDYmcBALLS July 3, 2016

puckered spider

a dirty hairy asshole

man, that chick's puckered spider is overused

by pat smear November 26, 2003

Pink-Puckered Buggle Gum

An anus that is still fresh and youthful, vibrantly pink and "unused". There is an absence of veins and hair or feces for that matter. These anuses often resemble recently chewed pink bubble gum that still has its buoyancy and elasticity, hence the name.

You know that dude Dedo from Human Resources? Man oh' man, I saw him bend over in a skirt without panties on. He had total-Pink-Puckered Buggle Gum. I bet you I could chew that shit up and blow bubbles.

by partycrashers October 11, 2009

Puckered Donga

A shriveled penis; a penis that has aged for at least 70 years; a person acting like a cranky old ass; to be used with a twat waffle

1. You are such a puckered donga. 2. Stick that puckered donga in that twat waffle.

by Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki December 1, 2017

Puckered Asshole

One who is an asshole beyond typical assholery. They are so bad their asshole is being sucked inward to their own asshole.

Ex 1:

Guy: Hey, is Andy cool?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Andy is one puckered asshole.

Ex 2:
Guy: God, my boss is such a puckered asshole. He's like a vortex of assholeage.

by So-Called Person November 21, 2013

puckered owl

A sexual act that is defined as when you pour lemon juice down a (ladies?) butt crack and it makes you go oww oww oww. (like an owl hooting) Generally only done during kicky sex.

Man, you should have heard her hooting when I gave her the puckered owl.

by giantdonkeydick January 3, 2016