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purplemonkeydishwasher

1. A mutant of gentic science, it is a purple-tinted monkey with the body of a dishwasher. Often shouted out in long bouts of silence.
*akward silence* PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER!
by Joods April 17, 2003
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purple monkey dishwasher

the answer to any "why" question you do not know.
"Why didnt you eat your veggie?"
-"Purple Monkey Dishwasher."
by melissa November 25, 2003
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Purple monkey balls

It is a type of drug
To eat purple monkey balls is like eating some marijuana
by Lil dumb joy October 24, 2018
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Purple Monkey Dishwasher

When somebody reaches down their pants, rubs their hand around on their privates and brings it back up to their nose for a sniff. Usually checking to see if their balls need a cleaning before going out for the night
"Bro, did you just see that?"
"Yeah man he just purple monkey dishwashered himself, that kid is gross"
by Chuckster2020 February 5, 2010
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purplemonkeydishwasherpinkelephantflyingtelephonepole

Congradulations!!!!!

You have the privilage to gaze upon the sacred word. Inother words...it meens nothing.
There is no such word as purplemonkeydishwasherpinkelephantflyingtelphonepole
by Dante Shlepinstein December 9, 2003
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purplemonkeydishwasher

A word that makes you stupid for looking up and completely does not have any purpose what so ever.
DREW: I am so bored
JARON: PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER!!!
by Jay August 21, 2004
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Purple Monkey

Slang for homosexual.

Back in the late 90s in one of the geography classrooms of the Greensward School was a jungle scene. One of the animals drawn on purple paper was a monkey with a limp wrist. From that moment on homosexuals was known as purple monkeys.
Person a- I went round John's house last night, found out he was a purple monkey!

Person b- so you've got a sore arse then?!
by Barry Gib November 13, 2016
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