When you look someone straight in the eye and ask the dumbest question possible as if you are sincere with your question knowing damn well the answer.
Going to the loan officer at the bank and telling them you have a 400 credit score with multiple chargeoffs, no job or income and you live on your friends couch and absolutely no way of making the loan payments and then asking if you could qualify for a $400,000 unsecured credit line with the lowest interest rate. The loan officer looks you straight in the eye and asks you if you are "pulling a John Bates" on me?
by direct007a November 23, 2016
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Is when a guy says that he's whipped and gives a female his watch or personal belonging.
Is when a guy says that he's whipped and gives a female his watch or personal belonging.
Susan: Hey Sara, Mike just told me he was completly whipped n look he gave me his hoodie
Sara: Dude, Mike is totally pulling a John Tucker on u.
Sara: Dude, Mike is totally pulling a John Tucker on u.
by Unique1234 March 14, 2009
Get the Pulling a John Tucker mug."Pulling a John Rogers" means when you agree to go somewhere with friends, you cancel at the last minute or sometimes after the event has started. It is generally in association with some unforeseen circumstance like your sister was planning on flying into town and you just found out about it 20 minutes ago. Canceling usually takes the form of a text message. In rare instances, a phone call or email/instant message will occur.
"He's 15 minutes late....he must be pulling a John Rogers again" - look at phone, sees text message: "Sorry guys, I can't make it".
Or, 30-60 minutes before meeting for dinner, someone in the group will receive the following text/email/IM "Sorry guys, I can't make it - I PROMISE I'll be there for the next game".
Or, 30-60 minutes before meeting for dinner, someone in the group will receive the following text/email/IM "Sorry guys, I can't make it - I PROMISE I'll be there for the next game".
by ct_cyclist321 January 27, 2014
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guy 1: Hey man I gotta go feed my dog now, I'll catch you later.
guy 2: Man your lying, now that you smoked your just leaving, your "Pulling a St John" bro.
guy 2: Man your lying, now that you smoked your just leaving, your "Pulling a St John" bro.
by C4LV4R3$1 January 9, 2011
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guy 1: dude we're going the wrong way.
guy 2: No we're not.
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guy 1: dude that took like 2 hours longer than usual
guy 2: no no, I deliberatly drove that way, I wanted to see the coast road.
guy 1: dude we're going the wrong way.
guy 2: No we're not.
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guy 1: dude that took like 2 hours longer than usual
guy 2: no no, I deliberatly drove that way, I wanted to see the coast road.
by Fionn Keane April 17, 2008
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Players that pull a Johnson help their team in absolutely no way. They only ensure defeat for the team, merciless mockery and a cloud of shame for pulling a Johnson.
Players that pull a Johnson help their team in absolutely no way. They only ensure defeat for the team, merciless mockery and a cloud of shame for pulling a Johnson.
by TurtleMoney April 10, 2021
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dude 1: bro, the other night, I was in this really bumpin club with these two girls, and they both started sucking me off dude, together, right there!
dude 2: Bro, is this for real? or are you just pulling a Johnny on me?
dude 2: Bro, is this for real? or are you just pulling a Johnny on me?
by elfonzolera July 11, 2010
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