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Pokemon Trainer Red

the strongest pokemon trainer in the world with his level 88 Pikachu and his level 84 Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur, level 82 Snorlax and a level 80 Lapras. he is undefeated and all Gold and Cynthia fanboys/girls can go fuck themselves.
Pokemon Trainer Gold: You've come to the wrong region motherfucker.
Pokemon Trainer Red: LOL, that's cute.
by RedJ February 27, 2015
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Pokemon Sun and Moon

The Alolan region of Pokemon. Gen 7, it looks really cool but what do I know, its only August!
"Have you preordered Pokemon Sun and Moon yet? It looks lit af"
by Saphi Rose August 14, 2016
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Pokemon GO

The future of kidnapping, by bringing Pokemon to life. This app will probably be released somewhere in 2016. Also see Pokemon
Youngster: *looking for pokemon

Guy in a White Van: Hey kid, I will trade you a level 100 Mewtwo for level 3 Pidgey

Youngster: I love Pokemon GO
by Just a Pseudonym November 2, 2015
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Pokemon Denial

When someone who grew up in the 1990s (and therefore was hopelessly obsessed with Pokémon, just as any healthy child was) claims that they were never interested in it.

Ironically this is in an attempt to look cool but the truth being that if they did not like Pokémon as a child (which they blatantly did) they would have been shunned by their peers, the effects of which would still be continuing today.
Tom: hey Steve... when you were a child what was your favourite Pokémon?
Steve: my favourite what?
Tom: Pokémon...
Steve: was that the japanese thing with the yellow monster called Pika something... i was never interested in that!
Tom: your in Pokemon denial.
by thefaceoftom January 9, 2010
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Pokemon Master Syndrome

Noun- The feeling of severe boredom, depression, or insanity acquired after completing a long-term goal. Often associated with investing hours in a Pokemon game, beating it, and not knowing what the hell to do next, but not limited to Pokemon.
I suffered from some serious Pokemon Master Syndrome after beating the Elite Four and getting all eight badges. I think im going to hang myself now.

After Football Season was over, I suffered with Pokemon Master Syndrome, spending mindless hours on Facebook and Youtube.
by SuperNoahZark April 21, 2011
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Pokemon Crater

A free internet multiplayer flash and text game known as one of the biggest let-downs in internet history not because of it's gameplay which was actually quite fun is a bit repetitive but because, at the height of it's popularity it was shut down leaving thousands of loyal fans angry.
noob 1 on monday: hey this game pokemon crater is addicting and fun
noob 1 on friday: what, WTF? did I spell if wrong or something?
(then spends an hour looking for pokemon crater only to find out on wiki answers that it was closed forever thursday night)
by Dr. buttrape August 7, 2009
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Pokemon

Say what you will folks, but Pokemon is one of the greatest games ever released for the Gameboy. Period.

The problem is that Nintendo, through their misguided policy of inundating the market with a whole wack of crappy, kitschy merchandise, not to mention a t.v show and movies galore, alienated their older players. My theory is that most people who complain about how Pokemon is stupid, are actually disenfranchised former Pokemon players. Cause let's face it, back in the day, everybody, and I mean everybody, played it.

And all that is a real shame, because from a strictly gameplay point of view, Pokemon kicks ass. It should have gone down in history as one of the better video game franchises. But thanks to Nintendo's decision to sell the game to eight year olds, that won't happen.
Back when Pokemon was cool, I played it all the time. But then when everyone was like, "This game sucks!" I jumped on the bandwagon, so that I didn't look like a loser.
by go_to_hellas April 9, 2006
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