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Prudence Van Dam

The closeted lover of Luke Pritchard who openly displays her fawning over Caleb, the lead singer of Kings of Leon. She is definitely NOT vertically challenged. Mentally, I am not so sure.

Whoever wrote this is yanking her chain.

ICH HEBBEN YOU.

Also: see the definition of awesome and epic and radtastic.
Oh, look, Prudence Van Dam is strolling down the street! MUST PUT ON OUR SUNGLASSES FOR HER EPICNESS IS LIKE A HUGE GLARE IN MY EYES.

If bananas are yellow, Prudence is black.

Prudence's distant distant distant uncle is Obama.

prudence lol'd way 

When something is funny that could be offensive, but not intentionally.
Dude, so I was looking at your Facebook to see what bands you listen to, and I saw it said 'Interested in: Women', and it was kind of funny. Not in the bad way, but in a prudence lol'd way.
prudence lol'd way by indee March 28, 2009

Prudence shaw 

Sexy bitch - Most liekly resembling a tight package with sexy ankiles
You are a prudence shaw...so can we like get in on now?
Prudence shaw by Anonymous April 30, 2004

Dear Prudence

"Dear Prudence" is an advice column on the Slate website. Prudence, or "Prudie", dispenses timely, and sometimes humorous or cutting advice for modern day problems.

There is also a song by the Beatles entitled Dear Prudence, but this has nothing to do with the advice column.
"Dear Prudence;

My boyfriend doesn't want me talking to any of my ex-boyfriends, what should I do?

(signed) Confused"
Dear Prudence by TottPaula December 19, 2009

Team Prudence 

A call to action in a game (typically, a multiplayer board game), when the players best course of action involves the safest choices to ensure victory.

Additional usage in online games such as MMORPGs, to kill avoidable packs of enemies, that could be skipped if everyone in the group is careful.
Player D: "Do we need to worry about those skeletons? Or do we rush this objective?"
Player A: Yeah, if we don't clear those skeletons, Player J is going to make them explode and fuck our day."
Player D: "Ok guys, lets kill them, Team Prudence!"
Team Prudence by Rootbeer McFizz February 15, 2021

Princess Prudence Of The Penguins 

The most peng person in the world.
Own penguins princess of them.
Is like Jesus for penguins.
Michool: i hate grackel
Tyler: Dont you mean princess prudence of the penguins