The closeted lover of Luke Pritchard who openly displays her fawning over Caleb, the lead singer of Kings of Leon. She is definitely NOT vertically challenged. Mentally, I am not so sure.
Whoever wrote this is yanking her chain.
ICH HEBBEN YOU.
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Oh, look, Prudence Van Dam is strolling down the street! MUST PUT ON OUR SUNGLASSES FOR HER EPICNESS IS LIKE A HUGE GLARE IN MY EYES.
If bananas are yellow, Prudence is black.
Prudence's distant distant distant uncle is Obama.