Prossex

Abbreviation for the popular Italian drink Prosecco.

It's Prosecco o'clock.... Time for some Prossex

by Lifeofmai86 September 9, 2016

Prosecco swigging panty-waists

A resident of Kings Heath who approves of the Low Traffic Neighbourhood scheme.

...bunch of prosecco swigging panty-waists wouldn't last 10 minutes on a building site anyway....

by kingheathen September 22, 2020

Miles "Tails" Prower

A character of the popular Sega series, Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic's loyal sidekick, this 8-year old two-tailed fox is a mechanical genius. The inventor of various vehicles such as the Tornadoes 1 and 2, the Cyclone, the Blue typhoon and various other gadgets. His intellectual equal, Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik is at constant struggle with Sonic. Tails helps in his own way by working alongside Sonic in battle. He's capable of flight on his own by use of his two tails as a propeller. It has been questioned whether or not Tails was originally supposed to be a girl in his first game appearance. Tails has also been believed to be losing his role in the shadow of Sonic, but has proved time and time again as a valuable asset to the fight against evil.

Miles "Tails" Prower is a helpful fox.

by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006

Purple Prose

Purple prose is a type of writing in which the author uses very flowery, descriptive, and unnecessary words in the middle of mundane passages. The words (or descriptions) add nothing to the story and are typically incorporated because the author is not a very good writer to begin with and felt the need to add superfluous imagery to make up for that. "Twilight" and "Fifty Shades of Grey" are prime examples of purple prose.

"The novel is full of purple prose because the author uses a bunch of flowery and superfluous adjectives that distract the reader from the story line."

by ILoveExeter February 24, 2015

Prosecco Mum

Usually found in groups, often from council estates, often wearing garments featuring fake Swarovski’s, Ugg boots, long straight hair extensions with a bad ombré job. Walls at home emblazoned with vinyl decals with ‘Love Laugh Live’ or similar. Describe themselves as ‘full time mummy’ on Facebook. They get pissed on prosecco before going out leaving the kids to make their own spaghetti hoops for tea. Then writing statuses like ‘my kids are my world’ while snorting coke in the toilets at Revolution. They have ‘the girls’ round for a few quiet drinks on a Tuesday night, and the police get called by neighbours at around 3am. They will need handbag sized bottles of Prosecco the next day to do the school run. Some role models of the Prosecco Mum include: Katie Price, Kim Kardashian and anyone from TOWIE. A group of Prosecco Mums is known as a ‘Murder’ of Prosecco Mums. If no Prosecco is obtainable a ‘PM’ may resort to putting petrol in the Soda Stream. Favourite phrases include: U ok Hun? and I’m fumming babes. The Prosecco Mum often is to be found with a Stella Dad. A popular career for a PM would be a Juice Plus Rep, this gives them time for childcare. Childcare in this case is allowing their offspring to run riot in public places while they take dog ear selfies on their phones.

“Did you see that girl on Jeremy Kyle? She was a proper Prosecco Mum”

by Joose Plus Babe January 5, 2019

T-prose

Asserting dominance through the medium of prose

"Yo, this novel is so good"
"Yeah, it's one hell of a t-prose"
"I feel dominated"

by Shavesh March 24, 2022

playground prowler

a slang term for a pedofile

The playground prowler stalks his child prey at the playground.

by pballa182 April 29, 2006