The satirical term mocking the annoying cold caller telesales people and companies involved who outsource western based companies call centres to India as a money saving practice.
These call centres will often ring you up uninvited and attempt to sell you a product, such as an internet service even though they don't have a firm grasp of the English language.
The phrase can also be attributed to the UK television show Fonejacker, who impersonates such a person as a prank caller.
These call centres will often ring you up uninvited and attempt to sell you a product, such as an internet service even though they don't have a firm grasp of the English language.
The phrase can also be attributed to the UK television show Fonejacker, who impersonates such a person as a prank caller.
Ring ring...
"Hello, I'm calling to see if you would be interested in switching your internet service providings from your current providings to a new providings?"
"Hello, I'm calling to see if you would be interested in switching your internet service providings from your current providings to a new providings?"
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Pronounced like Pah-Wook-ing.
Its the sound of your last drops of piss hitting the water in the toilet. This word means "shaking off."
Its the sound of your last drops of piss hitting the water in the toilet. This word means "shaking off."
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Tom "Hey, Dick, is the room kitten proof?"
Dick "Sure is Tom I've removed all the razors and power leads, been up all night, kitten proofing"
Harry "Don't forget the rubber walls we installed, Dick. It's extremely kitten proof Tom; nothing to worry about."
Dick "Sure is Tom I've removed all the razors and power leads, been up all night, kitten proofing"
Harry "Don't forget the rubber walls we installed, Dick. It's extremely kitten proof Tom; nothing to worry about."
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1) Coat the walls and ceilings with steel backed teflon. If the steel isn't thick enough, they can still use their claws. Make sure it's at least a 1/4 inch thick.
2) Install random rotating magnets. This makes it difficult to throw shurikens accurately.
3) Set up a DVD of old "Kung Fu" reruns in infinite reply. Warning: This may cause Seppuku incidents, which are really messy. Take my word on it. Spread plastic in front of the TV.
Avoid using pirates. I know it's tempting, but they're worse than ninjas (really loud and smelly and treasure chests are hard to find).
1) Coat the walls and ceilings with steel backed teflon. If the steel isn't thick enough, they can still use their claws. Make sure it's at least a 1/4 inch thick.
2) Install random rotating magnets. This makes it difficult to throw shurikens accurately.
3) Set up a DVD of old "Kung Fu" reruns in infinite reply. Warning: This may cause Seppuku incidents, which are really messy. Take my word on it. Spread plastic in front of the TV.
Avoid using pirates. I know it's tempting, but they're worse than ninjas (really loud and smelly and treasure chests are hard to find).
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Woah! That guy is totally proposing to that girl in the middle of the freeway during rush hour traffic!!!!
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