Prove It

A sure fire pick up line.

Her: “I have 3 nipples”
You: “Both of you prove it”
Her friend: “But I don’t have 3 nipples.”
You: “Prove it.”

by TerribleAsian December 2, 2018

Prove it

When you are talking to somone and they state the obvious tell them to prove it. I will confuse them therfore leading them to ask questions.

Prove it can be used to confuse, irriatate, or just for fun when board.
(got this from my brother)

scottpenn13: prove it
L o o pdloop00: prove what!?!?
scottpenn13: "it"
L o o pdloop00: you cant prove IT
scottpenn13: do you know what you are trying to pove?
L o o pdloop00: no
scottpenn13: then how do you know you cant prove it
L o o pdloop00: it is a pronoun as in nonexistant unless it is put into actual being, therefore, IT cannot be proved unless the term IT is proved itself.
L o o pdloop00: HA
L o o pdloop00: BEAT THAT
scottpenn13: you suck

by Chris West September 2, 2004

prove it

-A term used to annoy or confuse someone for shits and giggles.
-A way to end a conversation that you don't want to continue; used to stop a conversation from starting.
--Can be used to tease someone for stating the obvious.
-Stating that you are choosing to ignore someone.
-Can be used after someone else says anything; does not have to make any sense.

Example 1:
Dave: Hey Jon, do you know where my toothpaste is?
Jon: Prove it.
Dave: ....What?

Example 2:
Jon: Hello dave, whats up?
Dave: Hey Jon, not much, how are ya?
Jon: Alright.
Dave: Yea? Well I was just about to go to the store to pick up some food for my cat mittens and...
Jon: Prove it.
Dave: .....

Example 3:
Dave: Hey Jon, I'm going on a walk.
Jon: Prove it.
Dave: ...Damnit!

by goatstradamus September 1, 2008

Prove it

When you've run out of reasons or explanations to your actions, you simply state, "Prove it!." It proves to be the "end all, be all" stumpers to all those not so complex arguements.

**Your finishing move to this phrase is immediately walking away after stating, "Prove it!"**

Dude, you drank the last cold beer. Prove it!
Why are you such an ass all the time? Prove it!
That's not cool making money off your own friends.Prove it!

by Kevin Kempf July 26, 2006

Prove it bro

When an internet troll asks for proof of an argument.
Originated from World of Warcraft.

Troll: Why is it called Xbox 360? Because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Normal Person: No, you would still be facing the Xbox 360 then.

Troll: Prove it bro.

by GraphfromMoonGuard October 6, 2011

prove the proof

A term commonly used on YouTube and social media. Meaning to not only prove your point to really prove it with hard proof. Edward Hubbard coined the term

You are lying prove the proof

by Frankoo January 3, 2019

prove mr. richards correct day

this is day where sully has to give ashley a super cool gift to prove mr. richards was correct the whole time

omg today is prove mr. richards correct day! gotta get ashley a gift -sully

by mrrichards November 2, 2019