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Prostate Express

When a group of men, ten or more, line up naked, on their hands and knees, as a train. The first male is the engine. The last male is the caboose. The men in the middle are the cars. The cars connect to each other by shoving a one or more fingers up the ass and fondling the prostate of the male in front of each man in the train. The Prostate Express then can move about the room as desired.
Howard held an awesome all male sex party. He invited fifteen guys over and they all hooked up in a Prostate Express and tracked around the house in circles saying "I think I can. I think I can" until they all blew their loads.
by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009
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Prostate

What you get when you merge Progressive with Allstate
Mother: "Aw shucks, my car just got rear-ended. I wonder if that person has Progressive or Allstate"
Son: "You mean Prostate?"

And suddenly rear-end collision coverage makes even more sense
by onlyyoucanpreventforestfires December 15, 2013
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prostate pudding

Euphemism for cum, jizz, spoo, goo, baby gravy, white delight, slop, spunk, or sperm.
Jane's parents were alarmed when they found Jimmy's prostate pudding on her dress.
by Frank Klaune January 20, 2005
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Prostrate Exam

The only time you don't want doc to have two hands...
That was an awkward prostrate exam.
by The haydero April 5, 2021
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Prostrage

Involuntary emptying of bowel after anal sex or insertions of large objects into the anal passage.
A: I had a severe case of prostrage last night.

B: Haha, I hope you made it to the toilet in time!
by DDDAG May 12, 2009
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Postrage

The item on ebay had very high postrage.
by juneaux March 30, 2009
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Elbow deep prostate

Prostatic massage, also known simply as prostate massage, is a procedure in which a finger is inserted into the rectum to stimulate the prostate gland. The goal is to release excess seminal fluid (the fluid that mixes with sperm to create semen) from the ducts of the prostate gland.massage
by Heidi007247 October 17, 2020
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