prostatitis

A large swollen infected prostate

I'm not feeling good because I have prostatitis

by Rabbit1313 September 20, 2017

Prosticube

A companion cube which is also a professional prostitute.

It's a prosticube!

by PortalUserX March 2, 2009

prosaic

A adjective that sounds like a complement(ex. "poetic," "prose"), but, in actuality, is derogatory, meaning dry, verbose, boring, long, slow, or drawn-out. As such, it is a wonderful way to insult someone to their face; even if they do know what it means, they will often excuse you for it, thinking that you thought it meant something good.

Person: Hey, what do you think of my Harry Potter Sexual Fanfic?

Me: *Washing eyes out* It's very, um, prosaic!

Person: Oh, why thank you! I'll go submit this to a publisher!

Me: *Snickers evilly.*

by x3y October 18, 2019

prosticlaw

A sexual device for men which is inserted into the anus, and which grabs hold of the prostate. Comes in both regular and Excalibur models. Also see the prostate weasel.

Oh man... Karen used the prosticlaw on me last night and I exploded!

by Jebblebbles March 2, 2008

prosticle

Another term for a prosthetic testicle

Joe: Dude, I blew out a ball!
Brandon: What the hell?
Joe: Yeah, they put in a prosticle!

by Richard Noggin September 24, 2010

Prosetic

A poem that is prosaic in form but looks poetic also since it has rhymes.

My poems are not entirely prosaic nor poetic but in between i.e. 'prosetic', prosaic + poetic.

by Rajeeb2014 January 21, 2015

Promastication

The act of eating to avoid a task, usually occuring during revision periods before exams.

Lisa gained 10kg and failed year 12 because of her promastication problem.

by Bruh That's Nasty September 7, 2016