Working Man's Wedding Proposal

Occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. The wedding is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or VFW/Bingo hall by a justice of the peace.

Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.

by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008

beckett proposal

Inappropriate propositions of group sex with a midget/team of midgets.

Failure to get the get the bill passed on the first three occasions left robert with no option but to envoke the beckett proposal.

"Twins had always intrigued me"
Thought Emma, but she had never expected to hear herself excepting the Beckett Proposal. See Spit Roast

by Shepherdess tavern February 12, 2005

Indecent proposal

Indecent proposal by married men for sex is not appreciated by single ladies

The rock star made a indecent proposal towards the single lady for sex and she refused

by Topango September 6, 2017

poopsalot

To poop or shit in very large amounts.

Jeff likes to poopsalot.

by Jeff&Emily April 1, 2008

Proposal sickness

Proposal sickness happens when you have written so many proposals for clients over a ridiculously short period of time (some of which are usually written over a weekend), any further requests for proposals that you are tasked with writing results in 'proposal sickness'.

This in turn leads to a rather angry disposition, which can sometimes end in furious swearing and avoid techniques which can include snack eating, spotify playlist making and mindless playing on Facebook...

Proposal sickness is like writers block but its more about the annoyance of too many proposals which can never be written during office hours, than a block on the words to write them with.

CK had written 5 proposals over the Valentine's weekend..and then proceeded to face further refinements to some of those proposals from clients on Monday and Tuesday...and so by Wednesday when faced with more new proposal writing, she experienced proposal sickness and just couldnt write any more.

by Little Miss CK February 16, 2010

propwaller

Unknown creature that lurks in the depths of substation trenways.

Be aware of a propwaller when unloading trucks and digging ditches.

by Cootalang June 1, 2018

Maltese Proposal

When you have tried every other strategy to get that filthy blozzer you've been crying out for so your only last option is to get down on one knee and give your life away.

"She hasn't touched my slug for months, think I might have to use the Maltese Proposal this weekend."

"Used the Maltese Proposal this weekend. It was a carnival of saliva."

by Jimmy Burtgoals November 4, 2018