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Promosexual

Straight people who are obsessed with promoting all things gay. People who don't have legitimate reason to promote queer interests, but put queer interests above everything else.

Frequently adolescent or young adult females who try to portray their favorite fictional characters as queer.
Only promosexuals think that Naruto and Sasuke are gay for each other.
by kickbocksir December 27, 2020
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Promposing

Most often done around spring time, it is the act of asking someone to go to the prom with you.

It is a challenge every year to think up better and better ways to prompose.
Jack: Hey are you and Liz going to the prom next month?

Doug: Yeah man, I plan on promposing tomorrow morning on the PA.
by Jnac May 9, 2011
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promosel

"Yeah, I hung out with Ashley Green. It was fuckin' promosel."
by Nathaniel Kalback March 9, 2005
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Pomposexual

One that is unsure of saying hello to a Hippopotamus and therefore can only have an emotional relationship with himself because of the fear.
"Naaa, I don't wanna come on safari with you. Sorry."
"Geez, what a pomposexual."

Facebook Relationship Status: Pomposexual
by Manamoame June 30, 2010
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Promosexual

A title, for male or female, pertaining to excitement and/or stimulation caused by or correlated to promotional marketing, collateral, consumerism, etc. Also refes to sexual acts for want and need of material goods.
"Oh my god, Lindsey is such a Promosexual, the only reason she gave the bouncer a bl*wj*b was so she could get into the VIP room."

"Wow, you really get off on collecting airline miles don't you? You are such a promosexual."
by Achilles515 November 1, 2007
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promosexuality

The false argument that you will automatically become attractive if you buy a certain product.

Promosexuality occurs in ads all the time, mostly the target is men and the lure is women.
"They say that if you wash with that shampoo, mobs of women will riot in the street attempting to tear off your clothes. "

"That is promosexuality, it only works in commercials."
by alt-ID October 8, 2013
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Propose my man

The girl wants to say,

After I fell in love with u

I fell in love with my life.

Be with me always.
by Pkgadmob November 7, 2017
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