Product Prolonger

In this economy many people are looking for ways to save money. One is to prolong their products. For example, they may water down handsoap or cut open a tube of toothpaste to scrape all of the toothpaste out. These things are done to ensure every ounce of product is used before buying anything new.

girl 1: There is no more handsoap left.

girl 2: Sure there is! (fills up the soap bottle with water)

girl 1: The handsoap is water-downed now! Stop being a product prolonger and toss the bottle in the garbage!

by FASH1976 April 29, 2010

Five-pronged condom

Synonymous with Latex/disposable gloves. Primary use during Covid-19 epidemic

“Aren’t you gonna sanitise before touching that door-handle?”
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*

by A helpful Gay August 30, 2020

its prononced gif not gif

Its gif not gif.. jeez.

Shrek: Oh haha! I love this gif!
Donkey: You idiot its prononced gif not gif!

by The way its pronounced is... April 8, 2019

three-pronged

Three pronged is when you are really, really, really stoned and you feel like your body has turned into three prongs and a tip: the head is the tip, the two arms are each one prong and the two legs morph into one and together make the third prong.

A variation is when you have 4 prongs. That is so your cunt can breathe and is not like tutankhamun's grave in the valley of kings.

Dude I'm so three-pronged

by Gitsy Kat June 30, 2009

One Pronged Fork

A fork with one elongated prong.

Hey Dave, can you pass me the one pronged fork?

by Felioker Periong February 26, 2018

three-pronged

when a guy gets violated by a three-pronged grilling utensil in the ass.

Cameron got three-pronged last night by blake.

by slutbaglindsay November 1, 2008

3 pronged fork

Triple penetration with your fingers, where the third orifice is created ad-hoc

Fred, two fingers in Meredith, and realising his thumb was lonely, decides to go for a 3 pronged fork and immediately and painfully 'digs his own hole' with his thumb.

by Fredster C June 14, 2008