productivity fart

random bouts of inactivity in a normally productive person

I haven't blogged in weeks thanks to an awful productivity fart...

by herbal t March 12, 2011

profuctivity

Diligent work towards the goal of having sex.

Man, I rubbed her feet for a solid hour; I hope all that profuctivity doesn't go to waste.

by Smileandnod January 26, 2011

productivityproximity

Being in close range of and thus influenced by productivity.

There's much ado about productivityproximity.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

productivity fog

Fine particles of productivity suspended in the lower atmosphere. Arrises from the diligent application of labour upon larger macro-units of productivity. Differs from smog in being more upbeat and inspirational as well as less of a Debbie Downer.

Thanks to the myriad of factories working diligently within the vicinity , the school children of Beijing were ever blanketed in a thick, insulating productivity fog whilst at play.

by CrinosRome October 21, 2013

productivity

Productivity is an endless cycle. You can never be productive enough.

So what if instead of us humans getting tired, our computers would start saying "Please, I'm tired."?

I wish my productivity was higher, but my computer is so tired, it falls asleep every 5 minutes.

by tireddesktop January 17, 2024

productivity

Productivity is a never ending cycle. You can never be productive enough.
So what if instead of us humans getting tired our computers would start saying "Please, I'm tired."?

I wish my productivity was higher but my computer keeps falling asleep every 5 minutes.

by tireddesktop January 17, 2024

productivity city

when youre super cool and do your work!!

"Are you guys in productivity city or at procrastination station?" -Mr. Teacher guy

by ehla77 February 8, 2024