Procrastination

The art of keeping up with yesterday

Procrastination: a student's life

by Fapjack June 21, 2016

Procrastination

What you are probably doing right now.

Person 1: "so finished your english homework"
Person 2: "nup"
Person 1: "so what are you doing"
Person 2: "procrastinating..."
Person 1: "same..."
Person 2: "what would we do without procrastination"
Person 1: "Anything"

by luckyis July 7, 2011

Procrastination

Ehh... You know what? I'll tell you the definition later...

I know procrastination is bad... I should be doing my homework, but playing video games is much more enjoyable.

by flamwambam January 25, 2011

Procrastination

To postpone doing something, especially as a regular practice.

To postpone homework regularly is called procrastination.

by Jafje October 13, 2007

Procrastination

Procrastination is like masturbation. It may feel good at the time but in the end you're fucking yourself.

Dude, I had to do a seven page paper last night, but my nightly procrastination got in the way.

by huntingmike111 August 16, 2009

Procrastination

(n)
When you’re supposed to do your essay but goes to Urban Dictionary to read random definitions.

A: I like procrastination.
B: Why?
A: To read this sentence.
B: Wait what sentence????

by hydrofungus July 26, 2023

Procrastination

A bad habit of delaying work or life or human touch or getting laid. But it has pro in it, so it feels cool to do it. And also, you have to be pro in it.

You: I didn't step out of my room today. Oh God, I procrastinate everything.

Me: Those wre rookie numbers, keep them up. You have to be pro in procrastination!

by aint_david May 8, 2021