procrastination 

If you are on urbandictionary.com, you probably are already doing this. It means you are putting something off until the last possible second (by doing pointless things in most people's cases).

He is awesome at procrastination: the day before a big project was due, he watched 6 t.v. shows, took a really long shower (a.k.a. a procrastishower), and didn't start his project until 3 a.m.

procrastination by kelbel April 14, 2006

procrastination 

Avoiding doing something for as long as possible, sometimes not doing it at all.

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

procrastination by Cassidy Peterson January 21, 2004

procrastination 

Procrastination is a plague that quickly spreads through crowds of students. It is most commonly found in high schools, where teenagers make up the highest contamination rates. It is airborne and extremely dangerous; infection can occur even if there is no contact with an infected person.

Side-effects may (but do not always) include (but are not limited to): loss of sleep, rushed accomplishment of tasks, getting grounded, receiving bad grades, stress, and self-hate.

If you find yourself putting-off important tasks to do unnecessary things YOU HAVE MOST LIKELY BEEN INFECTED.

There is no defined cure for procrastination, the lucky few who are able to rid themselves of this disease do so with very specific methods that often work only on a case-by-case basis, your best hope of survival is to fight the virus whenever it tries to take control of you.

Recommended weapon of defense: will power.

Jack: Oh man! I should start that English paper due tomorrow, but I can't stop reading these funny jokes online. How about you Josh, having the same problem?

Josh: Nope. I have will-power so no procrastination.

procrastination by nerdwithswag January 1, 2012

procrastination 

ill do this tommorow

An example of procrastination is..... I'll finish this tomorrow.

procrastination by fod2 June 6, 2010

procrastination 

Procrastination is a lot like Masturbation. It seems like a good idea at the time, but in the end you're really only fucking yourself.

I'll think of an example later...(ehem PROCRASTINATION)

procrastination by The Bombdiggietest February 13, 2007

procrastination 

Waiting till the last minute to get something done..

"I procrastinated on my English paper by starting in the night before it was due and got a zero."

procrastination by ronker November 21, 2003

Procrastination 

A disease caused by the IB Program that causes students to wait until the last possible minute to do extreme amounts of work in impossibly short periods of time. Side effects include BSing, cheating, insomnia, and regret. Unfortunately, it's addicting, and students cannot break this vicous cycle.

Procrastination:
I shouldn't have procrastinated! I have 24 hours to finish the 30 photobook pages I was supposed to be working on for the past two years!

As I'm making this Urban Dictionary entry, I should be writing the 10 minute IB Individual Spanish Oral I have in 9 hours. =)

Procrastination by ChristaF March 4, 2010