Progster

A Person who listens to Progressive Rock or Metal like Dream Theater or Opeth

That Guy is A Progster

by rapidspeed February 23, 2009

Prostate

The prostate gland is in the male asshole. It is like a walnut in form and texture. The prostate creates the seminal fluid that is able to carry the sperm within. Playing with the prostate may feel good, and orgasm from the stimulation alone is possible.

You do not have to be gay to enjoy anal and prostate stimulation. Just as many straight men enjoy it too.

by WhoDatFreshBoi February 2, 2019

prostetot

A young girl (around ages 12-13) who is dressing and behaving in such a way that is reminiscent of a prostitute...or her favorite celebutant (e.g. Paris Hilton).
A re-pubescent female who is scantily clad, hanging out in a public area (e.g. the Mall or movie theater) and behaving like a "stupid spoiled whore."

I hate going to the Neshaminy Mall movie theater! It's always way too crowded and always crawling with prostetots! Last time I went some prostetot totally yelled at my boyfriend...she was like 13!

by 814icaj May 8, 2008

Facebook probation

1. When you take someone out of facebook limbo by accepting their friend request, but with the "This person can only see my limited profile" setting.

2. Moving a facebook friend's status down from normal to limited profile so they can't see all your shit.

1. "Yeah that chick from my math class keeps adding me as a friend. I think I'm just gonna put her on Facebook probation so she'll stop annoying me."

2. "Alright this dude has commented on all 150 of my photos. He's going on facebook probation.

by tdbmachine January 6, 2008

Empathetic Prostate

One's prostate gland reacting to someone's descriptions of painful experiences, or a reaction to the sight of someone elses painful experience. This is a dull, almost tingly sensation that lasts a few seconds and then disappears into the ether. Depending on the duration and magnitude of the sensation, this could be the equivalent of your prostate crying uncontrollably, or just emitting a concerned sigh.

My wife told me about her mom's varicose vein surgury, and I almost doubled-over from prostate empathy.

by Acebinkley September 6, 2005

conversation probation

When someone talks too damn much and needs a conversation timeonut, that person has been put on conversation probation.

Rob: "Shut the fuck up!"
Nick: "What?"
Rob: "Bitch, your on conversation probation for 20 minutes!"

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

super prostate

An organ that develops from a swolen prostate and merges with other organs, thus creating a super prostate. It also gives you the power to fly for 4.6 seconds, but you can no longer control your bladder.

Doctor: I am sorry Ed. Your prostate is beyond surgical help as it has now formed a super prostate.

by soopyrmann September 15, 2009