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Priapism

The practice of starting a tourist-shop near my gargantuan wang, and selling life-like custom-made miniaturized dildos - complete with pulsating dorsal vein - to the male gender, in order for them to treat their girlfriends on a properly sized dick.
I'm a priapist and worship the godlike phallus of my overlord.

Damn, I wish I had such a massively sized wang. I would totally skewer my bitch on it.
by Ubermensch April 4, 2005
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Primaris

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Primaris > Dajuda
Primaris owned Dajuda
by Unknown August 2, 2002
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pRyapism

"Hoof pussy, the incredibly sore lady genitalia that happens when you get straight up punted in the cunt..." Still cant believe Rya had that good of a pRyapism.
by Cr4zy_Playz December 12, 2017
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Philarism

To make something up to explain to someone so they think you know what you are talking about, when really you have no clue at all.
I have no idea what I'm talking about so I'll use a Philarism and wing it.
by AndyMax August 7, 2020
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priyasmith

A person whose smile is everyone's favourite.

A sweet smile is always there on his face.
No one can smile better than priyasmith!
by acrosome! November 23, 2021
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Priyamasmi

Usage: Everyone who meets her ends up liking her. She is beloved of all. She is Priyamasmi. They are priyamasmi
by Slevia March 18, 2023
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political priapism

An unwanted and painful election that won’t go away after four years
This shit again!? Man it was kinda funny at first but i really just want this election to go away now. This is political priapism i swear.
by Doomicus magnus May 15, 2024
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