Priyal

The definition of perfection.

Priyal is someone who consists of great beauty, intelligence, personality and perfection.

Priyal is related to god.

She has such a great personality, yep, she's definitely a Priyal!

I wish i was a Priyal.

by Sha Nay Nay Latifa Yolanda Shaniqua August 12, 2007

Primal Aspid

flying cunts

Person 1: How was your Steel Soul run?

Person 2: Great until those fucking Primal Aspids fucked me over in Kingdom's Edge

by A Local Idiot March 7, 2021

pritard

The driver of a toyota Prius. Overcome by smugness and self righteousness, Prius drivers not only fail to realize they drive a piece of shit. They also fail at driving, and generally life eg. The Pritard in the car dealership will happily agree to pay 50% over ticket price.

Pritards replaced Volvo drivers, and actually surpass them for their demonstration of blind stupidity on the road.

Oi Pritard. You drive like my mothers bitch.

Damn near killed me, Old Chinese lady driving like a pritard.

by livebythesword June 4, 2009

optimus primal

The commander of the deep space exploratory ship the Axalon, this Maximal took the name of his childhood hero in hopes it would make him helluva tough. It kinda did...but being a gorilla worked better. He fought man times with the beastial t-rex megatron, and it sorta resembled a scene from the remake of king kong. He went of into space and was blown up by jamming himself into a toaster like object based on the moon and created by the alien race 'The Vok' that was casting a death beam onto earth in order to explodify the energon deposits placed there by said beasties. He came back because if he didnt the series wouldn't have gone anywhere and he was granted a hoverboard. A monkey with a hoverboard, how quaint. Anyway, he clashed again with megatron and his beasties, going through a decepticon agent, his ship, and the axalon in order to preserve peace. Finally, Megatron found Optimus Prime sitting on his pimp throne in a volcano and blew his head to itty bitty pieces. This didn't stop Primal; he acted brashly just like Mr. T and took Prime's spark into his body, and he began to mutate as if he were Mr. T and he ate his greens and drank his milk every day. This made him Optimal Optimus, and he was truly helluva tough. He was a monkeytankplanebot, and acted like Prime for an episode. Ultimately, he starred in a spin off of beast wars called beast machines and halfway through the show the rating went into the toiled and mainframe made him perform some brokebackesqueness with megatron, falling into the heart of cybertron while emracing his foe, claiming that he wished he knew a way to quit him. They both died...I think.

Well, that's just Prime! -catchphrase of Optimus Primal

Transform and roll out! -while possed by Prime

by zeromus prime February 23, 2007

Priyal

That one girl/guy who is just too damn hot and too damn smart, but too damn mysterious. And too far away always.

Oh it's so cold in December, wish I had a Priyal with me to keep warm.

by Blue Skies Purple Life December 4, 2020

Primal Diet Daddy

When you simply cannot afford to do Aajonus Vonderplanitz's Primal Diet ™ anymore and have to do gay for pay.

My Primal Diet Daddy says I have to call him on telegram tomorrow night and wear something tight, tiny, with lots of rock hard bulge.

Without my Primal Diet Daddy, how else can I afford $30 a lb butter, $15 a gallon raw milk, $18 a lb raw unsalted farmers cheese, and $18 a dozen corn and soy free eggs?

by ScottPrimal September 6, 2023

Primal Love

Primal Love is when instinct and emotion, overpowers thought. When two bodies meet and they literally join as one with no inhibition.

The couple was clawing, grabbing, pulling, holding, and expressing what could only be Primal Love.

by Debbee46 April 17, 2018