Printing Bandit

A person notorious for sending items to a community printer or copy machine, and never picking them up.

Jarod: "Hey, did you print this? This is the 5th time somebodies printed something and never picked it up!

Eric: "No man, I thought that you printed it and left it there."

Danielle: "Sorry guys, that was me! My bad!"

Jarod and Eric: "Ah ha! Alas, we finally caught you! You are the printing bandit!"

by bomcara October 6, 2009

prentis

Amazingly "blessed" in bed. Their partner is in for a surprise under the covers. Also really funny and agressive with a secret romantic side.

I got me a prentis bishes

by Thotspot December 23, 2014

it prints money

A product or idea that earns and generates a seemingly endless amount of money; a money tree.

Have you heard about that new Nintendo console? It's selling so much that it prints money.

by Sludge669 December 11, 2019

junk-prints

The stretched bulge left in a pair of underwear after a real man actually wears the underwear.

*finds pair of old abandoned underwear*
Who's junk-prints are these?!

*walks into friend's room and opens drawer*
Dude I got your underwear! Hehe let's compare junk-print size.

by lilwangsta July 9, 2011

sex prints

Any evidence remaining after a sexual encounter.

"After having sex last night, I threw out the condom, the wrapper, and washed the sheets to get rid of any sex prints.

by GaryMort October 20, 2013

Printing

A stock/options market term originating during the WSB era, meaning to be making a lot of money on a trade.

Man that $500 $TSLA call I bought last mont is fuckin’ printing!

by stonkman March 15, 2021

Prittish

The ultimate potato king, the king of all potato kings, say bad about the potatoes and you will die a brutal terrible slow death, no potato king is superior, the god of potatoes

"all hail the potato king, Prittish."

by Prittishthepotatoking October 30, 2019