Printing Press

A niche one-person sex machine that distinctly resembles an old fashioned printing press.

There is a mechanical dildo which is inserted in a locomotive fashion into the vagina, anus or other orifice of the receiver. Simultaneously, there are paint rollers that move back and forth over the breasts or pectoral muscles of the subject and they are then lowered onto the paper where the ink/paint transfers to the paper. The printing on the paper happens in a 1 to 2 ratio - once for every two insertions of the dildo.

"I spent 15 minutes on the printing press last night....best orgasms I have ever had!"

by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017

princenibba

The best Snapchat entertainer

Ofenc meme he got you
Normal memes he got you
The best fights he got you
The nibba got everything 😍
#Nibbas

Female: who’s PrinceNibba everyone’s taking about him?
Male: how do you not know PrinceNibba he’s the best sc entrainer in Ireland

by Trolzzxx December 23, 2018

pretty prancing pony

A coworker who puts on a show for the boss, but does no real work. The bosses' pet,who gets away with murser. As apposed to a pack mule who doesn't look like much, but does most of the real work.

She's a pretty prancing pony and the bosses' pet. The trouble with this place is there are too many ponies and not enough mules.

by knowman March 17, 2008

Pinching

When an asshole of a drug dealer buys weed, and resells it for the same price, but pinches some weed from the bag for himself and not telling the buyer. Therefore, accumilating weed for free.

"Dont buy a bag from Brandon, i caught him pinching a couple times, that asshole"

by whatwhat113 March 30, 2009

Printing

When you are carrying a gun, knife, any weapon concealed, but it prints through thinner layers of clothing.

I was carrying a big pistol this afternoon; big mistake. It got hot, I took off my jacket and it started printing through my shirt.

by ChCx91 February 21, 2011

phineing

to be addicted or obsessing over something most of the time Weed or some other drug

yo i am phineing right now i need to smoke a L.

by ~GuS~ November 1, 2007

Printing Bandit

A person notorious for sending items to a community printer or copy machine, and never picking them up.

Jarod: "Hey, did you print this? This is the 5th time somebodies printed something and never picked it up!

Eric: "No man, I thought that you printed it and left it there."

Danielle: "Sorry guys, that was me! My bad!"

Jarod and Eric: "Ah ha! Alas, we finally caught you! You are the printing bandit!"

by bomcara October 6, 2009