primu

Person that has a few selected friends. They all are "primus", a secret society that seeks to conquest the world. There are lots of lesser primus around the world.
The master primu of Malaga, the primus of Jaen.
by Lhazar February 08, 2004
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Primus sucks

It is the band Primus' slogan, meaning that you would say it if you really like primus. they got sick of the slogan after awhile but some people still say it because it's a great slogan, so if you see someone post a comment on a youtube video of primus and they say primus sucks give them an E-high five.
WRONG!
Fan: Primus sucks!
noob primus fan: dood primus doesnt suck fuck u

RIGHT!
fan:Primus sucks
Noob fan: Damn straight
by Rageris October 11, 2008
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primus moment

where you begin to like a band that you have always hated
i used to hate black sabbath but then i listened to war pigs and had a primus moment. they are now one of my favourite bands
by l0lm4tt August 31, 2010
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libre primus

the first book.
written in runes by 3301
by deepfuckingvalue April 28, 2021
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Optimist primus

Someone who is delusionally optimistic about a clearly bad impending situation.
Maddie: Do you think Chester the bunny will make it?
Joe: Ab-so-fucking-lutely. I only nicked him with the weedwacker/bunnynicker.
Maddie: But he hasn't breathed in more than a week.

Lisa: Joe, I think you're Optimist primus.
by Bigmoe July 02, 2013
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primus maximus

I must use a Kleenex next time I primus maximus
by big butt bob April 10, 2015
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Primus PU College

A place of no education but of vada pavs and soya sticks.

This so called "Educational institute" will not give you a report card in time and will send you a pdf of the topper's faces instead.
Primus PU College? Ewwww
by CuriousSamurai August 07, 2023
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