Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.
Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.
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The best possible sex you can have with the opposite sex. It's more than just fucking the shit out of each other, it's connecting with the person on a deeper level. Mainly is had with few people who carry meaning in your life or have at some point. Some of the best, if not the best sex ever.
We just had rounds of soul piercing sex, I think he may be the one. And not just cause of his dick size.
by lioness of the jungle December 24, 2013
Get the soul piercing sex mug.Similar to Occam's razor but with a twist. Instead of the simplest answer is the right one it's the stupidest, most unnecessary solution is going to be the one put into practice.
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Get the Chris Chan's Taint Piercing mug.A piercing (usually performed with a ball closure ring or horseshoe ring) that goes through the thin piece of skin in front of the cartilagenous division of the nasal septum (between the nostrils)
by xxnicoleangelxx December 28, 2008
Get the septum piercing mug.A BDSM practice; puncturing the skin of the body, genitals, nipples, and less often, the face with hygenic (hypodermic) needles for pleasure and temporary decoration. Afterwards the needle is removed and the wound is allowed to heal. (Unlike regular piercing, which is intended for the insertion of jewelry.)
Even though play piercing can be dangerous, Ruth had been very interested in needles since she'd had her lip peirced.
by Aileen April 21, 2003
Get the play piercing mug.The Bear Piercing Shotgun Is the only gun that can fully pierce bears. It is highest on the gun scale meaning the only thing more powerful than a Bear Piercing Shotgun is two Bear Piercing Shotguns. The weapon has also been subject to controversy due to the fact people have been able to equip four Bear Piercing Shotguns at a time through dual wielding with both hand and shoulder mounting. It has been rumored the Bear Piercing Shotgun appears in Modern Warfare 2 after level ninety-nine and can be quadruple wielded after the tenth marksman.
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