Priante Effect

It's a phenomenon that occurs frequently.Simmilar to the Baader Meinhoff phenomenon. When one person mentions a word, phrase, idea, or when a person sees a certain object or person, they will encounter that word phrase idea or person later in the day when they least expect it sometimes instantly after the mention such word

"hey weren't you just talking about how we need to talk to the math teacher because I see her walking down the hall. What great timing must be the Priante Effect."

by Weather mike November 3, 2011

priaphobia

The rational fear of driving behind a prius.

This affliction is suffered by 99% of people who actually know how to drive.

Someone suffering from priaphobia would rather pull behind a loaded semi truck at a stop light than a Prius with the rational being that the semi will accelerate faster when the light turns green.

by Ferdinand Porsche January 13, 2017

priapism

A piece of information lacking in the other definitions is the fact that priapism, while sounding like fun, is extremely painful and requires surgery (aka draining the blood out) to fix. Priapism can be caused by several things, including the bite of certain venomous creatures on or near the genitalia, overdosing on a "male enhancement" supplement, spinal cord or brain injuries, clots, or sickle-cell anemia. Note that if you have been able to fap or bone your gf/wife/prostitute for four hours plus, you do not have priapism. If not treated properly, priapism can result in loss of genitals or possibly life.

Guy: Dude, I think I took to much Viagra. My dick feels like it's gonna blow!

Dude: That's priapism. It's not good, guy. You need to go to the hospital!

by info101-999guy June 7, 2009

priaulx

To stiff the lavatory attendant, or eat all of his jellied mints with out furnishing him with a gratuity.

I was at a swanky hotel for dinner and they had this dude in the bathroom who wanted me to tip him for handing me a towel. I just grabbed a couple of those nasty mints and priaulxed that dude.

by soulbrother February 17, 2009

Priapus

Roman diety associated with fertility. Represented by a life-sized male statue with a very large erection.

The statue of Priapus indicated that an orchard was nearby.

by J E Walker December 26, 2003

priaulx

to botch something up, typically in a spectactular manner which results in catastrophic failure

Did you see him wipe out trying to do a trick on his moped? He got distracted by a shiny object and priaulxed that up!

by SpinyThesaurus February 24, 2009

Priancé

n: Somebody who is in a relationship intent on being married to their SO even though no formal plans for marriage have yet been arranged.

The period in a relationship where you are past dating and just being boyfriend/girlfriend but are not yet engaged.

I just know we're going to get married even though he hasn't proposed yet! I guess you could say he's my priancé!

by XyZcBa January 28, 2017