presbyterian church

the preservers of the faith of god that is all things preserved... ie born again ... mirical healing ... the list of all things preserved... they preserve also all humans rights to existance

the scots were the first of the presbyterian church and in doing so saved many an old warrior from the grim fate of death by giving them to there daughters to save and birth again by means of divine dynasterial rights

by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

Presbyterian shower

A sponge bath. Cleaning oneself using a basin
of water and a sponge or wash cloth. A wash
concentrating on cleaning the genitals and underarms.

His tiny apartment didn't have a bath tub, so he was forced to take a Presbyterian shower to get clean.

by mr_sandoz September 19, 2009

Presbyterian Ladies College

These are girls that are up them selves and there nicknames are prostitutes last chance and there are many more! some maybe pretty but most of them are sluts and bitch about everyone even there closest friends. There just a waste of your time and are stuck up snobs and their daddy's just pay for everything and flash their money in everyones faces.

The best schools to go to are St Mary's, St Hildas and every other girls school :)

Presbyterian Ladies College = basically a prostitutes last chance

by lalalalallalallaalovveeeeeee August 30, 2010

presbyterian church

massive liberal bureacracy, second in stuffiness only to the conservative wing of the roman catholic church.

i spoke in tongues in a presbyterian church once, and they kicked me out.

by oddkin April 29, 2005

trinity presbyterian

It is the less known of the two Trinity Presbyterian churches. Although it may be less known it still fulfills all the requirements of a white church. It takes forever, the songs are bad and everyone in there has nothing real to be praying about. Besides that there is nothing to unusual about it. It fulfills the despising of homosexuality because it says so in the bible. They have a plethora of good republican men in their continuing their beliefs in white supremacy.

Pros
*long boring services
*mostly white
*like Nyack Home to our lord and savior Benjamin Gates
*lack of diversity

Cons
*No singing except of Salms
*true christian values of having women at home serving the family not out working

A group of republican whites went to trinity Presbyterian church to enjoy their white privilege.

by Dickedbyamilf December 16, 2018

Canfield Presbyterian Church

One of the best churches in the World!

Random person: Hey what church do you go to?

Me: Canfield Presbyterian Church!

by Mr. Tall guy or Alex C June 13, 2023

Presbytearian

A religion so boring dat you would actually cry from trying to suffer through a sermon.

I can't stand to sit though **any** church-meeting --- no matter what da denomination --- and so pretty much ANY sermon would feel like a Presbytearian service to me.

by QuacksO April 14, 2020