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fart preview

Refers to any occasion when you feel a large bubble of gas "transfer" or "travel" from the upper part of your colon to a position somewhat lower down, but without actually exiting from your butt immediately. This gastronomical "heads up" can be extremely useful in allowing you to both adequately prepare for the eventual "eruption" and hopefully prevent any disasters/embarrassment from said expellation, since it not only notifies you that a sizable fart is imminent, but it also enables you to (1) judge the approximate size/intensity of the upcoming whizzpopper and thus determine whether you should hastily change locale to avoid offending others' ears/noses, and (2) predict what **type** of fart ("dry" or "wet 'n' messy") it will likely be, so that if necessary you can rush to the bathroom, shed your pants and underwear like they're on fire (if they aren't already smouldering from repeated extra-spicy-chili farts!), or take other appropriate steps/precautions to lessen your chance of soiling both yourself and anything else that your butt happens to be in close proximity to, such as a chair, mattress/bedclothes, someone else's lap, etc.
Girl, surprised out of a sound slumber by her guy's sudden alarmed flinging off of the bedclothes and hasty exiting of the bed: Where ya going, honeysnugglez?
Guy, calling back over his shoulder as he's sprinting for the bathroom: Sorry, sweet cheex --- didn't mean to startle ya like that, but I felt a major liquid-fart preview back there.
Girl, giggling: Well, you know, I did warn ya about partying till 2am at that Mexican all-you-can-eat bash --- now you're payin' for it, eh???
by QuacksO January 3, 2017
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preview poop

The meager little bowel movement one has before dropping the mother load.
I was late for work because I had a false alarm. Total preview poop. After I got to work I practically gave birth!
by Netherlipz June 26, 2009
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Sneak Preview

Jumping into some one with arms spread colliding chest first into that person while yelling “sneak preview”.
Did you just see Trav deliver the "Sneak Preview" to Adam? He knocked him on the floor.
by Joe Cadena June 29, 2006
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Movie Previews Voice

That deep masculant voice that describes the newest summer blockbuster
In the city, you must fight to survive. He, sold tortillas on the corner, and the Mob wanted in.

"i don't know who this guy is, but I want him and his tortillas, DEAD!"

He had one chance, and his chance was to fight back. Arnold Schwartzenegger
"Leesen to mee, Weeve gat to geet out of heer, they're trying to take my Torteeas!"


One man, one mission.

Arnold Schwartzenegger,this Summer is "Little Tortilla boy"
by Trip_hop_Husky July 6, 2005
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What if movies were previews

"What if movies were previews" is a statement that is said in reaction to another ignorant or pointless statement.
Moron: Dude, the sun is really hot today.

Smart Guy: Man, what if movies were previews.
by Marty and Jordan July 16, 2008
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Weekly Broke Ass Previews

Game previews on Tenstones that meant to save you money by not wasting it on shitty games.

The previews are based on the title only because Bob doesn't have money to waste on shitty games either but his expertise shines each week.

They always say you can't judge a book by it's cover but they never said anything about it's title.
Don't waste your hard earned cash on shitty games check the weekly broke ass previews first.
by Elbob August 31, 2010
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VHS-preview

Refers to where you wish to view a certain motion-picture creation for the first time, but DVDs or BluRay disks of that title are rather pricey, and so you are hesitant to shell out that much when you can't be sure that you would even like the movie all that much, anyway. So what you do is to initially purchase a used VHS tape of said film for just two or three bucks... sure, the tape may be an old worn scratchy thing that doesn't give all that pristine a picture, but at least you will be able to view the movie and see what it's about and how good it is, and then decide if you wanna "upgrade" to a more-costly digital disc of this title.
Now that so many older movie-titles are available on YouTube and other online video-viewing sites, there is often less of a need to perform a VHS-preview of a particular movie, since you may be able to just watch it online, and thus be able to "determine for free" if you want to buy a copy of it on DVD or BluRay.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
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