online predator

1.) (n.) a sexual predator who uses chat rooms, instant messenging, or social networking sites for the purpose of flirting with and meeting others for illicit sexual experiences. Pedophiles, hebephiles, and pederasts who encourage secret meetings or solicite sex with their targeted demographic through these methods are considered to be online predators.

2.) A mammal belonging to Order Carnivora (tigers, grizzly bears, timber wolves, wolverines, raccons, etc.) with an internet connection.

1.) Doug is an online predator. He's in chat rooms or on MSN all day trying to hook up with young girls. What a sicko.

2.) Zippy the Squirrel was killed by an online predator. I didn't even know that a grizzly bear could type!

by Blenderhead1991 May 13, 2009

preadolescence

preadolescence is a Bedwars player from a Minecraft server called "The Hypixel Network". He is known for not taking any knock back (which is something that players take when they are attacked by other players, which knocks them backwards), and then proceeding to call everyone who does not take any a "Fat Cunt" or an "Aids Player". One important thing to note is that not taking knock back is technically CHEATING in the game, as you have to implement blacklisted changes to your game to give yourself an unfair advantage. preadolescence is known for cheating in this way, and in many other ways in the game. What make this ironic is that he deals fifteen times the normal amount of knock back to other players, and becomes a massive hypocrite when other players either get lucky by not taking any from one hit, are lagging due to their internet, or cheating by calling them the names specified above.

preadolescence went undetected for years, but then got banned from Hypixel, after being a hypocrite, for months.

preadolescence is not only known for hiding the fact that he cheats in Minecraft Bedwars, but he is also known for many other things by his peers. For example, preadolescence calls everyone the "CEO Of Slow" When they do not log onto Discord, or Minecraft the second he pings them or asks them to get on. However, when his friends ping him, he takes hours, if not days to respond, and then proceeds to call his FRIENDS the CEO Of Slow.

Who was the guy who got banned for cheating who says he didn't cheat? Oh. It's preadolescence.

Who was that guy who clowned me for dating this girl I actually love online but is actually dating an underaged e-girl now? Of course it's preadolescence.

Friend: preadolescence, get your sorry ass on the server you haven't responded for 10 hours!
preadolescence: OMMMMMM YOU ARE THE CEO OF SLOW UR AIDS SO FATTTTTT

Who is that guy who gets carried in Bedwars even though he cheats his balls off, and sucks at cheating? Ah! Preadolescence!

Some famous quotes of preadolescence are:
OMMMMMM (which means OHHHH MYYYYYY)
TAKE KB U WHORE
WHY U HAVE ENDSTONE (A block used to defend your bed, which is your respawn token in Bedwars)
CEO OF SLOW
WASTE OF ++ MANIA (A rank enabling you to nickname on Hypixel, so you do not get targeted)
BUY ME ++ (Because he is greedy and won't buy it for himself)
GIVE ME SKYBLOCK LOOT (Another mini game on Hypixel, it further shows his greed)
HE SPENT ALL THE LOOT
GIVE ME IRON ARMOR
IM BRINGING BACK DIAMONDS
THIS GUY FUCKIN FAT AS SHIT (Calls people who do not take Knockback this)
NICE DOWNSTACK (Downstacks require an auto clicker to do, which preadolescence uses himself. It is also a cheat)
SO FATTTT
ITS NOT FORTNITE STOP BUILDING UP
THE N WORD (Except he says the real thing)
THESE GUYS ARE AIDS
NICE SPLITTTTTTTTTT

by OMMMMMM June 21, 2021

Predayed

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by Disturbed Ways July 28, 2022

Predatory Pricing

The practice of selling a product at a very low price with the sole intention of driving competitors out of business only to jack the price way up after you eliminate the competition.

Wal-Mart is well known for using predatory pricing.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Predayed

Predayed is a bitch

Predayed is a fucking pussy

by Fuck Predayed November 15, 2021

Alien vs Predator

When a pedophile and a Mexican beaner fight.

Tom: Brad are you going to see the new Alien vs Predator movie?
Brad: Yeah my money is on the Mexican dude.

by ECH ECH ECH ECH ECH ECH ECH EC August 30, 2016

Fallacy of the predetermined outcome

A phrase frequently used by Yankees announcer Michael Kay to refer to the flawed logic behind thinking that event x is set in stone and would have happened regardless of all events leading up to it.

Michael kay:” You don’t want to fall victim to the fallacy of the predetermined outcome, but you have to wonder how things are different if the umpire called that pitch a strike.”

by Lolknicks April 9, 2021