Presumably

A word in which only G.O.A.T.s shall use

George Hennon is presumably the greatest Fortnite player.

by GOATonatter June 29, 2018

Presuming

To speak as though something will happen in the future without certainty that it will happen

“I can’t wait to do this with you on this day, every year”
“Are you presuming?”

by Corn1234 June 5, 2018

Presuming

To speak as though something will happen in the future without certainty that it will happen.

“I want to do this with you every year on the day”
“Are you presuming?”

by Corn1234 June 6, 2018

Presumptuous Expectations

The assumption a presumpter has that a desired outcome will occur with pre-determined definitive results regardless of the actual response of the presumptee

Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I don't want to be Presumptuous, but I have an Expectation that we will make love this evening...no is not an answer

Sheep Woman: I cannot wait...count me in

Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I had presumptuous Expectations of your answer...no was not an option

Sheep Woman: make love to me...you talk too much

by chumlord11 March 29, 2010

prehumptial agreement

Noun. The consent provided between adults prior to engaging in either casual, friends with benefits, or meaningless sex.

Similar to a prenumptial agreement but with a different line of business.

AKA 'the prehump'

I told him not to get all crazy after we hooked up. It was all explained during the prehumptial agreement.

by dubyabejay May 18, 2009

preumptious

A word used by coy girls trying to appear witty and clever in POF exchanges. A poor synonym for presumptuous.

Silly me I can be so preumptious.

by akheartbreaker September 26, 2012

Presumption of Fuckery

That apprehensive feeling you get whenever dealing with any sales reps, repair people, or upon receiving any shipment, since you can rest assured that: a) the sales rep is bullshitting you, b) the repair person effed up, and c) something got busted, missed, or otherwise messed up in your shipment.

“When that truck driver just grinned after I asked about the busted carton he wanted me to sign for, I was hit with a strong presumption of fuckery.”

by JohnnyShabazz September 3, 2018