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Septic Pressure Cooker

The act of having bad diarrhea and using it during anal sex to give the impression of a wet and sloppy pressurized blow-job using your liquefied feces.
"She gave me a nice septic pressure cooker last night" "I love a good septic pressure cooker before bed"
by BrynnVixxen January 6, 2017
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Pennsylvania pressure cooker

the act of securely fastening a plastic bag over a bitches head and proceeding to pound her until orgasm. Warning: Death is a possible outcome if you hold your nut too long.
yo, i gave my old lady a Pennsylvania pressure cooker last night and almost killed the ho!
by peterson tad October 18, 2008
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Dutch Pressure Cooker

laying under a gravity blanket with someone else and farting under it. The weight of the blanket traps the far for a significantly longer time
I gifted my girlfriend a gravity blanket, but surprised her with a dutch pressure cooker.
by StabbyStab December 11, 2019
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Irish Pressure Cooker

Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with more planning and precision. You begin by eating an astronomical amount of Irish Beef Stew (like I said, this takes planning). Then begin binge drinking with Bushmills and Guinness. Let the brewing begin...
Once you are in bed, create a tight seal with the bedsheet against your chest, and release the silent killer into the death chamber. While keeping a tight seal on the sheet, raise your legs into the air in order to build the required pressure. Drop your legs back down to the mattress, while simultaneously releasing the sealed sheet towards your partners face. If your partner is gagging (and potentially throwing up), you will know you were successful.
Cole: Megan threw a lamp at my head lastnight.
Ben: What did you do this time?
Cole: Caught her with the Irish Pressure Cooker...TWICE!
by BeastMode1987 October 18, 2019
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Beantown Pressure Cooker

The intense bloated feeling you have after a night of eating chilli and hard drinking.
I was lucky to make to the bathroom before my Beantown Pressure Cooker blew.
by JohnnyH June 17, 2016
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Pressue Cooker

When you take a female home from the bar to engage in sex acts but cannot ejaculate because you are too drunk so you get her to suck on your balls as your jerk yourself off so that you can finally ejaculate.
Listen babe, there is no way I’m going to blow. Can you give me a "Pressue Cooker" so I can get off?
by Matt P. Cook February 22, 2010
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pressure cookers

its amde of metal and its used to pressurize things, they come in mini, medium, and large and also family and clothing bin size
the thing that your mum uses to cook soup is actually a pressure cookers
by irene September 24, 2003
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