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No pressure

A phrase used to express when you'd like for someone to do something, but you don't want them to feel pressure to do it immediately or to feel burdened by it; rather, whenever they have the chance or if they can.

It is also used to express when you're not intending to pressure someone or to soften a request you have for someone so that it doesn't feel hard, harsh, or demanding.

It can also be used sarcastically, in an event when there really IS pressure to so something.
Hey, call me whenever you decide. No pressure.
by shani2u July 31, 2013
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human resources bitch

A fat ungly bitch who works in the HR departement of a company, and who thinks she's the boss of everyone, screaming and making scenes with other employees. This behaviour is due to the lack of self accomplishment she is experienceing.
(regular employee)"Hi Cindy, could you give me a empty type B form?"
(Human Resources bitch)"(yelling)What the fuck!? Can't you see I'm busy?(no she's not)?! Get your own fucking form!!!"
by TenHands March 2, 2011
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Pressure

Typically used to say someone is good looking, because they out you under pressure with their flawless looks
Look at him/her, they’re pressure”
by Uglycunt123 February 22, 2019
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Human Resources

The Gestapo arm of (inept) corporate middle management.

They enforce the law of the large corporate ladder in that you must not unintentionally threaten the job of anyone above you by outperforming them through hard work to deliver positive results for the organisation even if that hard work is necessitated by their ineptitude.

You must earn them their promotion first in order to "build relationships" so that they do not turn the corporate Gestapo onto you for investigation into your behaviour (a witch hunt in which you are accused) where the outcome is that your bridge will ultimately be burned and the inept corporate middle manager will not be found out until after your bridge has been burnt and they have staved of their eventual sacking from the hard work you have done in order to ensure positive outcomes for the organisation.
Employee: Holy Shit! This situation has led the organisation to be in a position where it cannot deliver to expectations.

Manager: Get it done Richard!

Employee: Right on it Sir/Madam. You can count on me.

Manager: Thanks Richard! Human Resources, please investigate Richard the nigger for not being in line with the mission and values of the organisation.

Corporate Gestapo: Ya Voll, Herr Middle Manager. You can count on us - we know the law and we are the law. We will performance manage this mofo because we are professionals.
by Honest Richard November 20, 2013
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pierre pressure

e.g. to be put under pressure/be persuaded to do something by Pierre Hall
A- 'i called in sick for work today'

B- 'why i thought you were only going for one beer?'

A- 'me too. Pierre Pressure.'
by LEOHILARY April 14, 2014
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Resource Drainer

A person who knowingly drains resources of any kind.
A state benefit thief is a resource drainer.

A person employed in a role where they do very little work in exchange for a generous salary (usually large public organisations) is a resource drainer.
by MontyBurns104 March 19, 2012
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using your resources

When you look at your past schoolwork/use Google to help you on a test or anything to do with school. It's not cheating.
Person 1: Why are you looking up the answers? That's cheating!

Person 2: I'm just using my resources!

Person 1: Oh, you're right!
Person 2: You should be using your resources too.
by maddytheweirdo April 23, 2020
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