1. A scenario in which one lies down for a nice power nap, but due to an inconvenient erection or horny thoughts, must jerk the gherkin before drifting into a long, restful slumber
2. A masturbation session completed right before a nap, ideally an afternoon nap. This fap sesh is intended to release tension, relax the masturbator, and prepare him for a long, restful nap.
3. Any other sort of fap that comes before a nap
2. A masturbation session completed right before a nap, ideally an afternoon nap. This fap sesh is intended to release tension, relax the masturbator, and prepare him for a long, restful nap.
3. Any other sort of fap that comes before a nap
(Matt) : Dude, you look so well-rested, what's your secret?
(Kai) : I hit that pre-nap fap bro, I feel totally restored. I'm a new man.
(Kai) : I hit that pre-nap fap bro, I feel totally restored. I'm a new man.
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Get the prenatal suicide mug.The period of time before one relapses into an old addiction during which one knows and fully intends on what one is about to do. May be accompanied by feelings of premorse, second-thoughts, self-hatred, and excitement.
"Hey buddy, I thought you quit?" Asks Joe.
"I'm prelapsing," says Greg, holding an unlit cigarette between his lips. "Don't make this any harder for me than it already is."
"You're prelapsing?"
"I haven't relapsed until the cigarette is lit, my dear friend. Presently, and for the next few seconds, I'm in a phase of addiction we refer to as the 'prelapse'.
"Semantics," says Joe.
"I'm prelapsing," says Greg, holding an unlit cigarette between his lips. "Don't make this any harder for me than it already is."
"You're prelapsing?"
"I haven't relapsed until the cigarette is lit, my dear friend. Presently, and for the next few seconds, I'm in a phase of addiction we refer to as the 'prelapse'.
"Semantics," says Joe.
by ECS_Or_What_You_Will November 23, 2011
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Daisy Mae: The Predapotamus was fired after sending an inflammatory e-mail officewide about how much she hates the person sitting next to her.
by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006
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Examples of prenips:
"Not to be critical, but (list of criticisms begins)."
"Not to interrupt, but (interruption begins)."
"Not to dismiss your input, but (input dismissed)."
"Not to be sexist / racist, but (sexist or racist statements begin)."
"Not to be critical, but (list of criticisms begins)."
"Not to interrupt, but (interruption begins)."
"Not to dismiss your input, but (input dismissed)."
"Not to be sexist / racist, but (sexist or racist statements begin)."
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