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pre-nap fap

1. A scenario in which one lies down for a nice power nap, but due to an inconvenient erection or horny thoughts, must jerk the gherkin before drifting into a long, restful slumber
2. A masturbation session completed right before a nap, ideally an afternoon nap. This fap sesh is intended to release tension, relax the masturbator, and prepare him for a long, restful nap.

3. Any other sort of fap that comes before a nap
(Matt) : Dude, you look so well-rested, what's your secret?
(Kai) : I hit that pre-nap fap bro, I feel totally restored. I'm a new man.
by Bing Dang Ow March 5, 2017
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pienapple

God dammit I spelt pineapple'pienapple'
by HoloShine October 22, 2017
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pregnaphobia

She didnt want to have sex with him beacause she has pregnaphobia.
by rachelwashere April 3, 2009
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prenatal suicide

"Wasn't she pregnant?"
"Yeah, but the fetus committed prenatal suicide."
by Moggraider May 27, 2008
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Prelapse

The period of time before one relapses into an old addiction during which one knows and fully intends on what one is about to do. May be accompanied by feelings of premorse, second-thoughts, self-hatred, and excitement.
"Hey buddy, I thought you quit?" Asks Joe.
"I'm prelapsing," says Greg, holding an unlit cigarette between his lips. "Don't make this any harder for me than it already is."
"You're prelapsing?"
"I haven't relapsed until the cigarette is lit, my dear friend. Presently, and for the next few seconds, I'm in a phase of addiction we refer to as the 'prelapse'.
"Semantics," says Joe.
by ECS_Or_What_You_Will November 23, 2011
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Predapotamus

Final evolutionary stage of the Purplepotamus. Distinguished by its bellowing rage and increasingly suicidal behavior. A Predapotamus is usually driven into extinction quickly since its actions are not thought out in advance.
Daisy Mae: The Predapotamus was fired after sending an inflammatory e-mail officewide about how much she hates the person sitting next to her.
by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006
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Prenip

Any phrase that attempts to deny critical, negative, or offensive intentions but is always followed by a critical, offensive, or negative statement.
Examples of prenips:
"Not to be critical, but (list of criticisms begins)."
"Not to interrupt, but (interruption begins)."
"Not to dismiss your input, but (input dismissed)."
"Not to be sexist / racist, but (sexist or racist statements begin)."
by jongoloid January 6, 2010
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