Premature Congratulation

Where you wish people happy *event* (birthday and such) earlier than it actually is

Premature Congratulation. Mother's day was sunday, I showed up at my moms house with flowers on saturday .

by CheeseGames June 3, 2017

Permacunt

When somebody has acted cuntishely on a frequent basis. Permacunt differs from cunt in that the reputation of said person has become so immensely cuntish that they will forever be deemed a cunt.

-"She is such a cunt, she will permanently be a cunt."
-"Yeah, man, she's a permacunt for sure."

by My Name Isn't Tyler Allen September 20, 2011

Premasure

When you are more than pretty sure but not quite Positive.

I'm premasure LED lights are more Energy efficient than halogen lights. (Very useful in conversations after two or three alcoholic beverages.)

by Ely man April 28, 2019

premature redecoration

The trend of putting up Christmas decorations earlier and earlier every year.

OMG she put up her Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving. Her premature redecoration doesn't even leave room for a Turkey!

by JaneGordon.com January 22, 2016

Permabull

A permabull is a financial pundit who is always bullish on the market.

Lawrence Kudlow is such a permabull. He never changes his stance on the market or economy.

by RajP October 23, 2005

Perma-Stranger

A person in close contact with you i.e. roommate; who does not establish a connection with you, and consistently makes each and every situation awkward with his/her mere presence.

My roommate just stands behind me not saying a word while I'm playing x-box, he's like a fuckin Perma-Stranger.

by Kazaam!! December 3, 2009

permafries

Fast food items found on the floor of your car that look exactly the same as they did a year ago when they fell out of the bag

You want some permafries with that?

by Fry_cook January 13, 2014