Panda Syndrome

1.A condition where you'd rather screw-off than try to get laid.
2.Too stupid to reproduce for own benefit

Adam: Katie wanted your bone last night.

Jared: Yeah, too bad my Panda Syndrome kicked in.

by AKR November 2, 2006

panda bread

Panda bread is a combination of bamboo and bread, made by enslaved pandas on the island Pandemonium. No one has been able to free the pandas, but some have escaped causing whomever takes the pandas to enslave unpopular humans and teach them the ways of making the bread.

The island has not been found by humans just yet.

H- Did you hear that Tristan guy got taken?

C- Yeah I bet he's making some panda bread.

by Haveisawesome December 30, 2013

urban panda

"Urban Panda" was actually coined by Anthony Kiedis of The Red Hot Chili Peppers while on tour in Japan in 2000. The term was used to describe the Japanese girls of Shinjuku and their outlandish fashion which is documented on You Tube. The original footage from the tour was sent to event producer and designer "Kristien Amer" at the time and was subsequently adopted as a business (www.urbanpanda.com) in 2000 and it wasn't until several years later, others began using the phrase.

"In search of the wild panda, the Tokyo panda, the urban panda, the urban teenage panda which are not endangered species today in Tokyo's climate" -- Anthony Kiedis

by thepandarocks September 24, 2013

Chanda Panda

a rare species of panda. it has a unique and unidentified technique to draw people towards it. if you become interested in a chanda panda then there is no turning back. one way to identify a chanda panda is by their stunning beauty.

Oh snap... i just saw a chanda panda in the store...

by Chanpan21 April 16, 2009

Pandalove

Pandalove is a special kind of love. It's when you love someone so much that you can't even describe it, when you know that you wAnna spend your life with that someone, when that someone always knows how to make you smile and how to make you happy. It's the biggest love in the world. It can be also used a a verb.

J pandaloves P.
P is the pandalove of my life.

by JK11793 October 20, 2011

Let's Get Panda

A phrase said when one wants to engage in alcoholic activity, most likely at a party or bar. Rarely does one get panda alone.

Greg: We're at this Damnation party, but what should we do?
Daemon: Let's get panda!

by The Slime King January 26, 2010

Shady Panda

The Shady Panda is a rather distasteful and despicable sexual maneuver involving two men and a woman, wherein the men both ejaculate on the woman's stomach and face respectively, mimicking the coloration of a panda bear. Works better with darker skinned women.

Tom and Robby were all bragging how that gave some girl they met at a bar a Shady Panda. I think they are full of shit though.

by Nasty1932 April 6, 2009