Powderstache

A mustache grown expressly for trips into mountainous areas, where said mustache will likely become adorned with powder or light snow.

In winter, each A-TOWN POWDER POSSE member grows out his Powderstache in accordance with the posse's pledge to plunder the pow'. This is not the same as a mustache ride.

by Rollie C February 26, 2008

Pokerstared

Verb; referring to the action of having a fellow poker player reap the rewards of a unfavourable river card in a hand that they should have folded long ago.

I was playing poker against some donkey that was obviously new to the game. I had three Jacks he had a nothing until the river card completed his gut-shot strait. The bastard totally Pokerstared me.

by Roxyhound March 24, 2008

powertrog

(Verb); To kill, pwn, or obliterate someone or something, usually a noob.

Scotty had been lurking for some time, seemingly omnipotent and invincible, until someone got irritated enough to powertrog him.

by River Styx June 25, 2009

Powersteaming

When two people walk into a laundromat and go to the steam-cleaner to rip off the partner's clothes and begins to use the irons that are normally used for clothes on each other's genitals. The loser, who is determined by whoever backs down first from the insane heat on his/her junk (or when their junk is so crispy that it requires amputation), is then pounded in the bum by the victor. Should a woman win, the man shall be punished with a 9 inch spiked, barbed-wire strap-on.

Biff: "Yo, I was powersteaming wit dis one bitch dat steamed mah dick off."
Joe: "So...You don't got no dick no mo'?"
Biff: "Yea playa, and she absolutely wasted my asshole wit dat 9 inch strap-on."
Joe: "Word!!"

by Bogus Biff April 28, 2012

pokerstars

An online poker site full of bad beats from left to right. You will come in with the best hand, and some nub will get runner runner nuts. Then you end up putting more money on the site and say you wont let it happen again.

you are first to act and have AA and raise a good amount, everyone folds, big blind calls with 7 2 because hes a nub, flop is A 2 2, all the money goes in, and the river is a 2. "WOW, what a PokerStars hand!"

by Sergio R. February 12, 2006

Pokerstars

If you want to think you are playing poker then Pokerstars is where you can go. Upon arriving there you will lose all money and sanity that you have. What will drive you insane is that you will get spectacular hands (AA,AK) and no matter how much you bet before the flop (both real and play money) some idiot will call with a 5-4 offsuit. Or another possibility is that you will hold AA and the flop will be something like A,7,J. At this point you will push all in for over $100 (in real money) and the noob will call with 5-4. At this point you will be more than a 99% favorite to win the hand. But to your utter disbelief the turn will be a 3 and the river a 2 making the idiot a straight which beats your 3 of a kind. After losing said $100 you will either cashout and run like hell or suffer more highly mathematically improbable bad beats.

Where a great hand loses to a phenomenal one.

If you are dealt KK you can bet your sweet ass someone has AA and QQ in the same hand.

Defies all mathematical probability.

The river always determines the winner. See riverstars

Before the flop I went all in with AA and 3 people called. Of course one guy had KK, another QQ, and the last guy had 22. The flop came A,K,Q making trips for the first three people. Then the turn and river was both 2's giving the idiot who bet almost $200 on ducks winning everyone's money. Not only did the sucker win, but so did Pokerstars who took a nice rake.

Getting dealt AA 5 times in a row and losing each time.

by malice1325 April 18, 2006

Powersnatch

The vagina of a particularly fit/buff/muscular woman. Usually it has the ability to grab and eat men whole. Resistance is futile.

Emily used her Powersnatch to devour Andy while they were watching "A Charlie Brown Christmas".

by Life1ess December 16, 2008