potted

To become higher than high.

Damn Dawg, John was so potted last night after smokin that L.

by Derrick"theone" July 29, 2006

Crock potted

Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.

You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.

by Irishbackrub February 6, 2017

Crock-potted

To enter a restroom for the purpose of vomiting after someone defecated...and they didn't warn you knowing you were going to vomit.

My girlfriend took a shit in the restroom and when I went to vomit she didn't warn me...She "Crock-Potted" me.

by New York Bunny May 1, 2014

potted meat

A canned meat made from ground rats that ate the bologna off of the floor.

The the cat wouldn't eat the potted meat.

by Nick December 4, 2004

Potted

1. The midpoint between attractive and munted.
2. Average looking , nothing special.

Guy1. Wait wasn't she munted though.
Guy2. Nah she wasn't , just potted

by M.O'queef May 25, 2016

Potted

1. The midpoint between attractive and munted.
2. Average looking , nothing special.

Guy1. Wait wasn't she munted though.
Guy2. Nah she wasn't , just potted

by M.O'queef May 25, 2016

Potted

Sent from off bail into immediate custody or remanded into prison custody

Depends if you get suspended sentence or are potted mate

by Junglëjim October 15, 2017