Potat

When you touch a person named Po in the taint

Did you like last nights Potat?

by Goatman73 December 8, 2020

Potat

The true idol of Spain. The cream of the crop. A god amongst men. Everyone looks up to him. Many follow in his foot steps. Few gain what he has accomplished. Many dream to be even part of him. Simps for many and is simped by many.

Denis: have you seen potat he’s so hot
Hades: he’s truly a chad

Potat: *breaths*
Everyone: *drools*

by Father of jazz January 24, 2021

Potat

A baked potato, specifically a baked potato that is sliced in half and loaded with salt. Designed specifically to be eaten by hand without utensils.

Man #1: dude, I’m so hungry, and I don’t have a fork or plate, what do I do?
Man #2: don’t worry buddy, they have potats today for lunch, you aren’t gonna need no utensils!

by Dr. Heinz Doof August 31, 2021

Potat

A potat is a potato, but an alive one, like you

Potats will take over the world one day..

by homygar November 21, 2021

Potat

To fuck a cactus and floss your teeth with a noodle at the same time while a donkey sucks your ear and shoved his toes in your ass

I just had a potat

by Djdjdjsskske October 26, 2021

Potat

Cutie

They are such a Potat.

by Daddy69er February 25, 2022

potat

is potato but cute

Look at potat

by potatman May 26, 2022