The slant-rhyming euphemism for the curving of someone's upper spine, originating from the way boxers often hunch their backs.
Person 1: Hey man sit up straight, you've got some bad scoliosis. Person 2: Nah dude, that's just my boxer posture
by Jethro_Durden February 25, 2011
Get the Boxer Posturemug. An ambiguous phrase that is believed to imply a flashiness of certain, specific brands of tequila used in order to disguise a lack of quality in said brands, thereby promoting ones own brand as having more integrity, which has nothing to do with taste; it is primarily used when there is no logical alternative argument to promote ones own brand. It is an argument based on an obscure and unknown meaning with heavy use of implication.
What happened to tequila? These days it’s all velvet ropes and posture. I don’t know about you but when I drink it I really like to kick back and be myself. Also, I'm a douche bag.
by ateoclockminusthel March 30, 2011
Get the Velvet ropes and posturemug. The postural position taken by females of all races. Can be identified by the one hand on the hip and the other with index or pinky finger pointed in the face of the bitchee (person to be bitched out) This universal stance is usually attributed to 'Da Hood' but may also be seen anywhere from a corporate office to a country kitchen.
Who is Maureen cussing out?
I don't know but they must have pissed her off: she taken the Standard Bitch Posture!
I don't know but they must have pissed her off: she taken the Standard Bitch Posture!
by TroubleX2 May 5, 2005
Get the Standard Bitch Posture [SBP]mug. When your cool white friends want to prove that theyre more than white, that one of their grandparents were colombian or african or asian!
Friend: "I may look super white but actually my grandpa is from argentina"
Other friend: "dude thats so cool!"
last friend: " stfu dude and stop your ethnic posturing"
Other friend: "dude thats so cool!"
last friend: " stfu dude and stop your ethnic posturing"
by visionary9000 October 21, 2019
Get the Ethnic Posturingmug. The ridiculing posture by an overtly-animated prantsing gay person, that is aiming to reconstructing the way he/she just handed you your own ass (no pun).
ERiC_DrAyViN;
"Even the gays nowadays make Chuck Norris look like a candy floss machine."
ModusOP;
"haha.....even the homos are tough in the hood E. They will whoop your ass then pull some kind of Shame Posturing dance move after it's all over, as we can clearly see."
"Even the gays nowadays make Chuck Norris look like a candy floss machine."
ModusOP;
"haha.....even the homos are tough in the hood E. They will whoop your ass then pull some kind of Shame Posturing dance move after it's all over, as we can clearly see."
by Tyrfingr September 2, 2011
Get the Shame Posturingmug. by Marleigh417 December 9, 2011
Get the Hookah posturemug. Something Starbucks loving, Uggs wearing, Live Laugh Love sign sharing women say when they adjust their feelings to fit a situation that wasn't what they wanted or expected. The opposite of realizing life is full of ups and downs and all you can do sometimes is just deal with it.
This Thanksgiving didn't turn out quite like she wanted but she adjusted her heart posture and went along with it like a good conservative woman would.
by Chaosoftime10 November 27, 2021
Get the Heart posturemug.