When you drop that dark brown nut loaf and the toilet water splashes up, Cooling off that burning ring of yours.
by Primal Blue. January 8, 2016
Get the Poseidon's kiss mug.The Turds of Poseidon is a prank to save for the most terrible of offenders, much like the Upper Decker.
You take raw, uncooked shrimp, and find ways to hide them in places the target will not be able to discover. For obvious reasons, this is a difficult prank to execute as you need unfettered access to their living space, no witnesses, and perhaps a small multi-tool (for opening and closing air vents and whatnot)
Air vents, underneath toilet tanks, under sinks, hidden in cushions, bedding, curtain poles, the sky's the limit. Use you imagination. Remember, the goal is for them to NEVER be found, thus ensuring maximum stink.
Good luck, and use responsibly.
You take raw, uncooked shrimp, and find ways to hide them in places the target will not be able to discover. For obvious reasons, this is a difficult prank to execute as you need unfettered access to their living space, no witnesses, and perhaps a small multi-tool (for opening and closing air vents and whatnot)
Air vents, underneath toilet tanks, under sinks, hidden in cushions, bedding, curtain poles, the sky's the limit. Use you imagination. Remember, the goal is for them to NEVER be found, thus ensuring maximum stink.
Good luck, and use responsibly.
Prima was furious at Secunda for fucking his bitch. Little did Secunda suspect, that Prima had a key to Secunda's apartment.
Vengeance would be his! For he had a weapon few dared use. It's power, foul. It's use, forbidden. It's stench, legendary.
He would unleash... The Turds of Poseidon!
Vengeance would be his! For he had a weapon few dared use. It's power, foul. It's use, forbidden. It's stench, legendary.
He would unleash... The Turds of Poseidon!
by Frank Marlowe January 26, 2014
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1 To describe an adhesive object stuck onto an individual.
2 One's excessive attachment to another.
ORIGIN: (21st Century) Originally derived from a Post-it stuck on Moe Yen. New meaning inspired by very tight-knit relationships, not necessarily used in a negative connotation.
2 One's excessive attachment to another.
ORIGIN: (21st Century) Originally derived from a Post-it stuck on Moe Yen. New meaning inspired by very tight-knit relationships, not necessarily used in a negative connotation.
1 Moe had a serious case of postiductomy as she panicked when a Post-it was stuck to her.
2 Jill was diagnosed with postiductomy when Jack wanted to be around Jane 24/7.
2 Jill was diagnosed with postiductomy when Jack wanted to be around Jane 24/7.
by moewowotak June 2, 2008
Get the postiductomy mug.Use to describe Messi fans since none of them are above the age of 14 unless they are part of the ESPN meat-munching cult where they pleasure themselves to Messi fraudulently winning Ballon D'ors. Most of them are still in primary school so they don't get any homework, they research CR7's opponent's to not feel insecure as they always do. If you speak facts to them, they will start to bark at you and since they have they IQ of a 6 year old with down syndrome.
"Why do no females talk to me and why am I adopted?"
"Because you're a pessidog fangirl"
"Sorry, I will now end my life"
"Because you're a pessidog fangirl"
"Sorry, I will now end my life"
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