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Nerd Poser

A person who tries to act like a nerd and refuses to accept the fact that he/she is not smart.
Eugene: It is just so annoyingly distressing that Jake displays this pretentious act to delude others to beleive he is what he is not--a classic, certified nerd.

Ludwig: Yes, yes. I have no choice, but to agree with your opinion on Jake's deceiving behavior. Personally, I will define him as a NERD POSER.

Both: (snickering and snorting in a nerdy manner.)
by NerDorKlutzie January 13, 2010
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The Struggle Pisser

Usually a senior citizen who struggles vehemently to expel a few drops of urine due to his inflamed prostate. The struggle pisser exerts so much energy that it causes perspiration and appears as if the person has just engaged in a marathon. so exasberated by the activity, the struggle pisser needs to lean against the wall to regain composure. It is not uncommon for the struggle pisser to flatulate as a result of the force required.
Bill: "Howie! Are you having a heart attack or giving birth to a 5 year old? You are beat red!!!"

Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."

Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"
by Jmpjvewal March 18, 2008
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Pool pisser

A 30 something YMCA male who dives into the unoccupied kiddie pool and proceeds to urinate through his under armour shorts while staring at the life guard.
That ex football player amounted to nothing in life but a god damn pool pisser.
by Bdevil5 December 14, 2010
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posers

A poser is someone who tries to fit into a profile they aren't. People who try to give off the impression that they are one thing when they are really another.
Also, a poser can be one who says they can do something that they can't.
Or more commonly, a poser is someone who, when doing something successfully, takes more than enough credit for it.
Lots of types of Posers, for example The guys who hang out with skateboarders but can't actually skate, even though they have a board.
by K~ August 10, 2003
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smash pissers

to smash pissers means to have sex.
by i love boobs February 6, 2007
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posterior funk

The malodorous bouquet emanating from the back passage of an unkempt individual. Often noted by novice health professionals.
Novice: When I first examined him I felt oddly unwell. I would never have expected such a well presented gentleman to have posterior funk.
Senior: I think you mean posterior flank!
by Posteriorfunk October 5, 2017
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Poser

Kids that bring their skateboards to school.
Poser: Ya, I'm just going to walk to school with my skateboard and not ride is so people will think I'm a bad motherfucker.
by measingeneral July 2, 2012
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