posted

chilling in one spot, usually with nothing to do.

I don't want to hang out with them, they are just posted up at Ryan's house.

by aBecka June 7, 2005

Posted Up in York

Literally means nothing, but generally used as a greeting or goodbye. The phrase may also be used to describe a moment of guys being dudes.

*Kyle walks down hallway*
*Sees friend walking to his direction*
"Hey dude, Posted Up in York!"
"Haha, Posted Up in York!"
*Kyle and friend continue walking to their destination*

by kalechow March 6, 2019

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones

STOP UNEXCEPTING MY DEFINITIONS AND UPLOADING MY STUPID ONES. Let me just say, if this gets posted I will shit myself laughing.

It's kind of self explanatory.

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones

by The Nintendo Fan 1889 October 12, 2016

fence posts

Used as a word for Vicodin. Also can be said as just "Posts"
When you don't want to chance "The Man" hearing a drug deal.

Hey Roger, I just got a call from Pat,he's got 100 fence posts....5s for 2 bucks.

by phat dave August 22, 2007

posted on the block

To be standing on the corner or in front of a building; usually involves protecting the block or territory;more commonly posted up selling drugs

"Yo homie we'll catch you lackin' later we stay posted on the block cuh."

by Big Skeetz June 6, 2017

postdict

To report what already happened in the form of a prediction.

I postdict that Obama won the 2008 presidential election.

by julesk January 4, 2012

PostSecret

A website that encourages the anonymous exposure of one's deepest secrets to the world. It is updated every Sunday.

Thus far, there are 3 PostSecret books.
Visit postsecret.blogspot.com

Person A: Have you visited PostSecret this week?
Person B: Yeah, the secret about the insane fan made me laugh.
Person A: Me, too.

by Carissa_Marie April 29, 2007