Portabella Butt Squeeze

Squeezing a phat ass in order to control stress

Man, today was a total shit show. I'd like to give Serena a portabella Butt Squeeze.

by Mranderson80298 August 16, 2021

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portobello dick

an uncircumcised penis

Larry has a portobello dick due to the fact that he is uncircumcised.

by muffinpigeon August 12, 2017

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potbelly

The protuberant body of a bong.

This smoke is gathering in the potbelly.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2018

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If a girl has Portavella in her name you already know she's fun. She'll have a great sense og humor and you'll have a few good laughs with her. They're not short at all, in fact, if you aren't 6ft or taller then you're in a bit of trouble. But they're geniuenly nice, they're caring and loving although they can also be quiet and they might not tell you what's on their mind, you'll have to use a plunger of some sort to get her to say some stuff, having a few drinks always helps. Overall she's a really cool girl that will always be down to do whatever if she likes you.

Guy 1: Oh man I can't wait to see Portavella
Guy 2: Wow man I'm jealous of you
Guy 3: haha

by ArcticMVP YT November 22, 2021

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Portobello mushrooms

Ooooohh. There is a chemical in them that may or may not cause cancer or cause tumors to grow.

Hym "It's not just portobello mushrooms either. It's other kinds... Remember the thing I said about Terrence McKenna? 👋😝👋 Right again! Captain always right! I've never been wrong! It's astounding! How could a man never be wrong? Even once!? Damn, I am too good. This skull jelly? These thinky thoughts? It's too much. It can't be contained."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2023

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