Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee

When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.

Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.

by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022

Send Dubai porta potty video day

Is a very cool video if u seartch on twitter.

Send Dubai porta potty video day is a day where you send the gross vid to your fremds and family

by Bunnprisgorme May 4, 2022

Porta potty pumper

A person that runs someone over with their car while someone else is in a Porta Potty.

Yo, did you hear about that Porta potty pumper that killed David? Tragic I know.

by DaddiePortaPotty October 21, 2023

porta potty water

The disgusting mix of shit, urine, and toilet paper that you'll find at the bottom of every porta potty.

That porta potty hasn't been cleaned it weeks, it's got a ton of porta potty water at it's bottom.

by asdjhvcfawebk,jk January 30, 2021

Porta Potty blow out

when a man knocks the bottom out of at least 3 women at the same time in a porta potty ""doing BIG things "

Last time I had a Porta potty blow out i caught Ghonerhiaia and also got a shit load of STDS and hot dose of a cock tail s

by lolha the stank fajita October 1, 2022

Porta potty baby

An individual either conceived or birthed inside of a porta potty

Melvin has no manners; he must be a porta potty baby

by eatthefishRIGHTNOW March 23, 2023

Porta Potty

1. A portable toilet.
2. The most unsanitary places on Earth.
3. A homeless person’s happy place.
4. A thing used to make various companies lots of money for festivals and parties.

1. I need to use the can, oh good, there is a porta potty right there!
2. After coming out of the porta potty, I almost gagged and threw up, it was so gross seeing other people’s sewage.
3. That homeless guy came out of that porta potty with a huge smile, he felt so much better.
4. As a company, we have made $5000 in renting porta potties.

by Juneberry You June 13, 2023