Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee

When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.

Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.

by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022

Send Dubai porta potty video day

Is a very cool video if u seartch on twitter.

Send Dubai porta potty video day is a day where you send the gross vid to your fremds and family

by Bunnprisgorme May 4, 2022

Porta Potty blow out

when a man knocks the bottom out of at least 3 women at the same time in a porta potty ""doing BIG things "

Last time I had a Porta potty blow out i caught Ghonerhiaia and also got a shit load of STDS and hot dose of a cock tail s

by lolha the stank fajita October 1, 2022

Porta-Potty

hell on earth,filled with shit and pee and bugs,oh my god so many goddam bugs

Guy 1:Hey wanna go vandalize that porta-potty?
Guy 2:I’d rather chug gasoline and swallow a match.

by johnny corndog March 26, 2022

porta potty pussy

Someone is iust a receptacle for receiving fluids from random people When someone doesn't value themselves and prefers to be treated like a cum dump.

I hear that Alfredo has a porta potty pussy.

by Mookdaddy1 November 11, 2025

Porta potty baby

An individual either conceived or birthed inside of a porta potty

Melvin has no manners; he must be a porta potty baby

by eatthefishRIGHTNOW March 23, 2023

Porta Potty

1. A portable toilet.
2. The most unsanitary places on Earth.
3. A homeless person’s happy place.
4. A thing used to make various companies lots of money for festivals and parties.

1. I need to use the can, oh good, there is a porta potty right there!
2. After coming out of the porta potty, I almost gagged and threw up, it was so gross seeing other people’s sewage.
3. That homeless guy came out of that porta potty with a huge smile, he felt so much better.
4. As a company, we have made $5000 in renting porta potties.

by Juneberry You June 13, 2023